You're right. My real name is Buford and I only have 2 of my teef left. I own 3 pickup trucks, but only one runs. The other two are sitting on blocks in my front yard. I have 15 youngins and 3 wives, 2 of which are first cousins. I drink Pabst Blue Ribbon and chew A LOT of tobaccy.
You are so turned on now, aren't you? Gimme a kiss. *pucker*
Pfft, yer the one who's probably some skeezy old man. Yeah, I see you, sitting there whackin' off to Animal Planet. That's just wrong man.
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Date: 2001-08-09 12:27 am (UTC)You are so turned on now, aren't you?
Gimme a kiss. *pucker*
Pfft, yer the one who's probably some skeezy old man. Yeah, I see you, sitting there whackin' off to Animal Planet. That's just wrong man.