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[blustocking]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!nonononononoNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh...dear...god....

Comments

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Jill, why do you insist on installing the fear of the gods into that tiny noggin of mine? Huh? Why? Really, what did I do to deserve this?

My mindless consumer tie-in sense is tingling

[haddob.livejournal.com]

AND IT HURTS

O.O

[spasmolytic.livejournal.com]

you...

::points at it::

that... that's a joke, right? i mean, that has to be a joke. ::starts to weep:: say it ain't so, blu. say it ain't so!

[fallencathedral.livejournal.com]

You missed the worst one...Lifeguard Spidey. Complete with orange canister and orange trunks...now, that really hurts.

Ack.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

That's just plain wrong. In the second link, he looks like Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama. Oof.

[nejgasmo.livejournal.com]

That's so scary. I mean, why would SPIDERMAN be riding a razor scooter? Wouldn't Peter Parker do that, like, if he was 12 YEARS OLD and not Spiderman? O_o

I... Eeew. Just eeew. I can't imagine why they'd do this. Well, there's the money, but what parent would buy such a retarded series of toys for their child? I mean, this is worse than Pokemon, or the Yellow Submarine action figures.

[sexkitten.livejournal.com]

I think I'm going to cry.....

What the fuck is with Spidey the Crocidile Hunter???

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Dear Toy Factories:


Fuck With DC all you want..

BUT STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MARVEL!!!!


Thank you (Fucks)
Johnny