2 kEwL 4 werds

[blustocking]

LIKE OMG! I WON A DOLLAR ON MY LOTTERY TICKET!
OMG!!!!1 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

Now don't think you can all cozy up to me now just to get some money.
Vultures.

;)

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Get me a green card, baby.

[masquerader.livejournal.com]

Yer right. That's the only reason I want ye. Yer American "Cash".
Why be it that every time I go te me friends list, yer the first post on it? Post Whore.

[qat.livejournal.com]

Hah, that reminds the lame-o pop culture idiotic tvshow-loving ho in me of an episode of Beavis and Butthead, where the popular girl in their school offers to give them a dollar if they'll leave her alone. Butthead says, "Whoah, a dollar!" and envisions babes in bikinis, hot tubs, guitars, and all the other grandiose things his adolescent retarded mind thinks a dollar can acquire. As for Beavis - well, Beavis just sees....... a dollar, a lone, solitary dollar, flapping in the breeze. And he looks as puzzled and perplexed as one with no brain possibly can.

A DOLLAR!

Can you buy a Slurpee with that?

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

I want my TWO dollars!

I'll take half of that as a down payment.
;)