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[blustocking]

Oh...my...god...oh...my...god...oh....
my.
god.

I can't believe this..I just can't.
Do you all remember when I made that dumb-ass personal ad, just because I was bored?
Well, I went to check on it today, and since I was feeling a little down about being alone, I thought, what the hell and started searching through the Men Seeking Women.
This is unbelievable...it can't be a sign, it can't.

My ex.
Ryan.
The five year.
The intense fucking relationship.
He put an ad up. And...he looks good....really good.

I'm scared mommy

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[xistential.livejournal.com]

oh you have to have some fun with that!
So I'm a little devilish. :)

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

hehehe, I emailed him the minute I found it. I said something like, "soooo, bored here at work and looking through the Yahoo! Personals (you know where this is going now). Anyway, nice pic." heeehehehe.

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

OH-MI-GAH!

I would have an absolut field day with that business. For starters, even though he is a cutie, what is up with that Freddie Prince Jr. hairdo?

Maybe you should edit your personal profile stating this: Looking for Sagittarius Prince who is indecisive on having any children to buff this vampire.

Damn, I SLAY me. *Ba dum dum ching*

oh, I am. :)

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

HAHA! I never really connected the hair to Freddie Prinze, Jr. but I guess you're right. Shoo, when I first me him, it was HUGE, like Robert Smith, makeup and all.

You are the QUEEN, my dear. The QUEEN. :)

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

p.s. What is your new userpic?

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Oh, I changed my journal (again).

I wanted it to look like an old paper journal that I have. I just wish I could use my ink and pen nibs in this playground though to give it that personal flavor!

Also, your browser probably will not pick up the Tahoma and Vladimir Script I am using, but as long as I can see the changes, that is what matters. ;)

I raped this 4AD record label link that featured old band photography. All my new icons are either from a series of Pixie or This Mortal Coil postcards. I was feeling Autumn...I listen to a lot of 4AD bands around that particular time of year. It makes me feel feminine, introspective and all the other elements that represent our Libraness. You know what I mean.

Re: oh, I am. :)

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

The queen of comedy or the queen of denial?

Gosh, I wish you could have been apart of the conversation I had with M tonight. It went from mullets- to freedom rock- to ebonics- to me finding new found appreciation for the word "dookie" and asking people if they ever had the trotts.

I'M INSAINE! HAHA!

[lagnolalia.livejournal.com]

Woah.

Omen? Good or bad?

[masquerader.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, he's 5'7".
..Hahahhaa.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

I think it's just a big coincidence, as freaky as it seems. Hang in there, chiquita.

I yam, what a yam I am

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Did you see the ook shirt at punkrockgear.com?

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but for a girl who's 5'3", that's pretty damn good. :p Besides, he made up for it in other areas. ;)

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I have no idea.
We'll see I guess.

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[masquerader.livejournal.com]

I'm ignorant 'n I'm damn glad I'm ignorant. However, I'd still stomp on 'im bec'os he's a midget.

[catnamedcosette.livejournal.com]

That's funny. I could see how it would freak you out though. I thought he had a girlfriend? Wasn't she cheating on him or something? Cute as the picture is, it's gotta give you some personal satisfaction though to see he has a receding hairline!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

thanks schmoo.

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[blustocking.livejournal.com]

She left him. That's why he wanted to talk to me last month. He wanted advice because the situations were so similar. Yeah...I saw that receding hairline coming though. ;)

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[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I see zee script! It is purdy. :)
I thought I recognized some of the images (especially the Enigma and This Mortal Coil ones).
Yes, I know what you mean. :)

Re: oh, I am. :)

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

JOO R TEH QUEEN OV TEH PHUNEE!!!!!!111

Dookie is one of the best words ever.

IN THE MEMBRANE!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

No problema, señorita.

A hunka hunka burning ham!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Would you believe there is a bohunk on LJ?

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

HOLY POOP!

I was going to post something stupid in their journal, but they seem pretty cool. Damn.