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[blustocking]

PENIS.

so I go visit here and here, rate a few, come back and you sick little gherkins are posting like MAD. Keep it up, you dirty little monkeys. >;)

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[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Mr. Stiffy

*ding*

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

You called?

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't "Plaster Caster" be more appropriate?

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

I'll plaster cast you.

Unfortunately, my fluffer is out sick.

She has a bent throat.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Was she playing the pipe organ a little too long?

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

She is a master at the meat whistle and skin flute.

Classically trained sweet nuts.
;)

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

I bet she took all her exams orally.

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Heh, funny, that is exactly what her dentist told her too.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Was she recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists?

Ohmygod

[opheliadreams.livejournal.com]

I haven't laughed in days.

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

My bolagna has a first name it's M-I-S-T-E-R!
My bolagna has a second name it's S-T-I-F-F-Y!
Oh, I love to eat it everyday (blark) and if you ask me why I'll say,
"PENIS".

*takes bow*

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Aw. I feel all warm and happy in the pants now. Danke.

[rainstories.livejournal.com]

i knew this guy who was hung like a tuna can.

yeah, he was only this long, BUT WE WAS THIS BIG AROUND!

:0P

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Do you need a moist toilette?
I see something hanging from your chin.

p.s. Love the new hair gel that you're using. It gives you that hair helmet Ken doll style.

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

HAHA!

Tell 'em Charlie sent ya!

[opheliadreams.livejournal.com]

AAAHHH!!

Must scratch my mind's eye out!!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

YAY!

Oh, come on now...

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

...I have better aim than that.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Thanks man, now you have me thinking of stinky cootch. X_X

[opheliadreams.livejournal.com]

Seriously. Talk about flood gates..all kinds of shit is coming out and it's your fault.

;)

Smells like teen spirit

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

You armpit is not what I call "good aim" lolly pop!

Smells like Mr. Stiffy

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

That's what I get for standing on my head. (No, the other one.)

"all kinds of shit is coming out"

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

O_O

buttsex buttsex buttsex

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Cock pushups?

Oh HELL NO!

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

I don't think blu needs to look any further for a tripod for her new digital camera then.

Are you volunteering for the POSITION you side show hard-on?