Imagine my surprise

So, there I was, sitting there....and then this thing happened, and I couldn't believe it. I mean, jeez, things....happening. It was like, straight out of a movie or something. I mean, wow.

I'm at work.
Work is boring at 3:30am.
My hair is in braids. It's cute, I think.
No one is here to see it. I don't care really. I haven't put much effort into getting "gussied up". Why should I have to ya fuckers. Looooove meeeeee. ;)
I just watched "Quills" again. Man, I loves me some "Quills".
I put 18 porno DVD's up for sale on Ebay...in order to fund my upcoming Adventures In Gravity.
Yes, I'm still doing it, even though I can't afford it and might have to borrow money from the parents so that I can actually move. Meh. I need to jump out of a plane. Place to live? Phoo!

I have just one thing to say to you...

Comment allez vous?
Moi, comme ci, comme ca.

Tell me why the phone is ringing...who needs help with their SOFTCORE porn at this hour? Oh, I forgot, there are people outside of the U.S. ;o