Losing weight makes you horny.

My friend Emily is moving to Omaha, Nebraska tomorrow. I will miss her. She just came into work and I gave her my little Lucky Cat and my 3-D pirate picture from Pirates of the Carribbean.

I just want to lay in bed with a good book today, or perhaps sit by the fire. But no, I have to work. At least I have a Slurpee.

I am so randy at the moment. Why?
Anyone recommend some good online erotica? I've already been to Nerve.com, cleansheets.com, and libidomag.com. None of them are what I'm looking for though. The Robert Browning poem, "Porphyria's Lover" comes close, but not close enough. If I knew which box my book of Erica Jong's poems were in, I'd be set. Hmm, maybe Anais.

If you are a girl who likes bdsm, I recommend "Julia" by Elaine Rice. (published by Blue Moon)

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Huge planes keep flying over and shaking the building. This makes me uncomfortable.

It only adds to my anxiousness. I feel like some people feel when they're about to die or lose a loved one and they just want to fuck to feel something besides the pain and sadness. Nothing happened, it's just how I feel right now. I need a connection, a silent closeness.

I figured it out.

What I really need/want right now.

New Orleans/rain/naked/cool sheets/warm fire/candles/slightly open windows/jasmine & honeysuckle/sound/sleeping/reading/fucking/making love/in your arms/behind/on top/on bottom/sitting/lying on our side/69/bent over rumpled sheets/standing/faces buried between each others legs/inhale/exhale/kiss.

I forgot how good this CD is.

So shoot me...

I used to LOVE this game and was even looking for it, but I had forgotten the name.
You don't want to know where I got it from. ;)

http://mash.dork.nu/

At least now I can enter some decent choices.

( Witness my regression! )