I usually don't do this...

And it's probably in poor taste...but damn, it's funny.

Kabul Cable Line-Up

MONDAYS:
8:00 - "HusSeinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"
10:00 - "Allah McBeal"

TUESDAYS:
8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"
8:30 - "The Price is Right If Osama Says It's Right"
9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Afganistans Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog
Slayer"

WEDNESDAYS:
8:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
8:30 - "When Northern Alliance Attack"
9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"
9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"
10:00 - "Veilwatch"

THURSDAYS:
8:00 - "Matima Loves Chachi"
8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
9:00 - "Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and
Veils"
9:30 - "My Two BaghDads"
10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"

FRIDAYS:
8:00 - "Judge Laden"
8:30 - "Funniest Super 8 Home Movies"
9:00 - "Captured Northern Alliance Rebels Say the Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Achmeds Creek"
10:00 - "No-witness News"

Links

I found some interesting links that I left on this computer, so I will share:

http://necrobabes.org/darkfairies/main2.htm (pretty girls, pretty pictures)
http://www.mapplanet.com/about/ (an interesting site that I never fully navigated)
http://www.stupid.com/ (stupid stuff, the candy section is nice)
http://jsnacks.com/main.shtml (pocky!)
http://www.petitiononline.com/thestate/petition-sign.html (bring back The State!)
http://www.levity.com/corduroy/index.htm (for those of you who can, and like to, read)
http://www.magiccastle.com/f/ (Magic Castle baby! Magicians are cool.)
http://www.quotegeek.com/Movies/Jerk/ (great quotes from The Jerk :)
http://www.gwbush.com/ (if you're in the sticker-buying mood)
http://www.cafedumonde.com/ (best damn coffee in the whole freakin' world, and beignets)
http://www.thehungersite.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/HungerSite (I...don't know what happened to the other sites... :(
And the most important one I think,

http://www.mercycorps.org/index_afghanistanhelp.html

Because we seem to forget there are people who are in worse shape than we are, people outside of our sphere of recognition.

Pickles!

My co-worker (no, not that one boddah) just brought me a jar of pickles! Kosher Dill Spears baby! Awwww ye-ah.