The best one yet...

I'm The James Bond Villain Personality Test!

I live
in a fictional world of spies and blonde women with ridiculous names, and I like to give
people plenty of options. Although whether they're villainous is not optional.

Click here
to find out which test you are!

Funny shit...literally.

Poop.

I'm a lass with class, I am.
;)

Mmmm, salad for breakfast.

Icky.

Did you know that 20% of all traffic accidents in Sweden involve a moose? I'd wager that at least 20% of all traffic accidents in L.A. involve an SUV and/or a cell phone.

Oh fine...DAMN YOU COMPULSION!






2nd try after going back and changing one answer I was hedging on...






Ooo, I love that song...and that video. :)
Damn, now I want to see/hear it.

Hi, my name is Bob.

I hereby bring this meeting of OTA to order:

I am a Blue Moai in a Carpark. My dilute pastiche of frozen dreams eats the reinforced hydrogen of time. Apple garages rake blind oil through my excitable architecture. I bring loose mechanisms to the windy sandstone. Why the right kangaroo? The Utterly Surreal Test