Morning: A Poem

C is for Consciousness (or Caffeine!)
O is for Ohhhhhh deeeeear gooooooood
F is for Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
F is for Feel...like...dying....guuuuh
E is for Exhausted
E is for EEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhzzzzzzzzzzzzz*snort*zzzzzzzzzzz...

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Because some of you might not have seen this (I tawk gud), I will link it here as well. Is funny yo. (link courtesy of cinzazul)

I like the cupid one the best. :)

p.s. When I become rich and famous, (or when I win the 171 million dollar California lottery jackpot soon) I'm going to hire someone to play with my hair.