Hurricane Martha

Why is it that when I don't do ANYTHING to my hair, which I usally curl but instead decided just to wash and go today, I get compliments from boys about how they like my hair today? O_o

I'd rant about how my boss, recently back from a month in Australia, is pissing me off...but I don't really feel like it.

I get to hang out with God and the Locopuff today!!! XD
AND tomorrow! Schweet.

The novelty of coming into work at 8:30am is wearing thin...

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The ever lovely deadlesa dedicated this song to me...I haven't heard it in a loooong time and I can't remember how it goes, but I love the lyrics:

I lie in an early bed, thinking late thoughts
Waiting for the black to replace my blue
I do not struggle in your web because it was my aim to get caught
But daddy longlegs, I feel that I'm finally growing weary
Of waiting to be consumed by you

Give me the first taste, let it begin heaven cannot wait
Forever
Darling, just start the chase - I'll let you win but you must
Make the endeavor

Oh, your love give me a heart contusion
Adagio breezes fill my skin with sudden red
Your hungry flirt borders intrusion
I'm building memories on things we have not said
Full is not heavy as empty, not nearly my love, not nearly my love, not
nearly

Give me the first taste, let it begin heaven cannot wait
Forever
Darling, just start the chase - I'll let you win, but you must
Make the endeavor

-The First Taste, Fiona Apple

weirdest feeling in the world

long walk for lunch, now my thighs are twitching like a disgruntled postal employee.
shooooooo...fun-kay.

PSA

When attempting to hit on a "chick", do not say this:

"Hey, smile! It doesn't hurt you know!"

In fact, NO ONE should EVER say this to me.
>:)

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Oh man...I hate those calls.

A woman called to cancel just now and wanted to know what this service was. I told her it was an "online men's magazine" like we usually do, and then she said she needed to cancel because her husband has died. BAM. Never expect that.
He was a member since 1998.

I hope, if I ever get married, that nothing has to be hidden from me like that, especially for that long.

Wow....she didn't even sound that old....that makes me sad...