Ok, buttfaces...

I made a REAL, for REALS, personal ad on Yahoo. And here is my bio:

"I work full time (porn) and go to school (barely), thus making it hard to meet people (I'm shy, tee hee). So I thought, what the hell (that's true, I think that a lot). I'm rather artistic (I LIKE CRAYONS!). I adore new music (DOOD, PLAY SOME SKYNARD!). And I occasionally think I'm going to be a writer (of greeting cards). I like road trips and I'd love to be able to travel more (take me to Europe). I also think I'm pretty funny (shutup). And one day, I shall marry Eddie Izzard (mais oui!). THE END."

Maybe I'll put it in my LJ bio.

Other than that, I'm sick with worry.
BUT HOW ARE YOU?!

:(
Do I plead Not Guilty, or No Contest? *sob* I'm so confused. There are good reasons for each. Not Guilty, I'd have to go through a trial, and possibly piss off a judge for wasting the court's time. No Contest and I get slapped with some heavy poop immediately. All in all though, I can deal with the heavy poop, so I might just plead No Contest so that I save myself an aggravated ulcer. However, I was not pulled over, I was not in the car when they got me. That is the only way I could possibly get a lesser sentence. Slim, but do I take the chance?
I guess I'll just wait and see tomorrow morning and decide then

something I've noticed....

Libras can be SOOOO shallow.

And I am no exception.

It's our ruling planet's fault (Venus). So we appreciate beauty to an obsessive degree, making us shallow. Something unaesthetically pleasing, or should I say, someone, is an offense to our very way of thinking. Sure, this may sound like tripe, and it very well could be. But I've seen it predominently in Libras, myself included. It's hard for us to look past appearance sometimes and that pisses me off. True across the board or not, I see it in myself and it's such a glaring contradiction. And then I'm shocked and hurt when I get rejected, go figure.

Don't forget:

1. There are always exceptions.
2. I could very well be talking out of my ass.

Being around people of like mind is giving me quite a bit of insight into myself. This is good...I think

then there was this new threebrain video and it was all funny and I was like omigod, WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Mad off the tizzy, son.