braaaaaaaains

Well fuck my ass, who's brilliant idea was it to make these things without off switches?
SHUTUP YOUSE!!!!!!

I wish I had something more meaningful to say, but...well....I got nothin'.

*checks birth control pills* OOOOhhhh....well that explains it.
Yep, I think this is Magical Happy-Fun Emotional Train Wreck Day. Enjoy. I know I am.
It's rare that I notice this ahead of time...so consider it fair warning. Then again, I could be wrong and I'm just in a kaliedoscopic set of moods today. Either way, I'm likely to hate you all, though I probably love you. I'll kick you and then I'll cry.

Girls are neat. I feel ugly, yet I think I look pretty good today. That's so special.

My lotion looks like splooge.
*squirt*

I just bought tickets for Staci and I to go to this. Now, who wants to take me to Didneylan' for my birthday so that I can FINALLY see the Haunted Mansion Holiday?

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Yeah, quote-intensive entries are kinda lame, but then again...maybe you should "suck it". :)

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"Play with each other. Play with yourselves. Just don't play with the squirrels, they bite." --Groucho Marx

"I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what they're working on now." --Groucho Marx

"If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter." --George Carlin

"Love is what we call the situation which occurs when two people who are sexually comptatible discover that they can also tolerate one another in various other circumstances." --Marc Maihueird

"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them." --Steve Martin

"My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'." --Emo Philips

"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things, like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman?stuff you pay good money for in later life." --Emo Philips

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And I still have to go to the other job after this. >:(
*sigh* I think a "bathroom break" is in order.

DAMN YOU BIOLOGICAL FUNCTIONS! I'll show you, ya bastard! All you get is a finger, NO SEED FOR YOU! HAHAHA, shut it.

Ryan (co-worker) just told me that the New Times was bought out on Tuesday by the L.A. Times parent company. :( Damn you corporate America.

YEAH! DAMN EVERYONE! Straight ta hell with alla ya! Well, except maybe a few of you.

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SNATCH-HEAD!

I mean, really...picture that.