no sir, I don't like it

You won't like this entry. You won't hate it, but it will not entertain you. So if you're looking for chills and spills, the feel-good entry of the year, this isn't it. Jesus hated this entry. He gave it two hairy, holy thumbs down. You will probably fall asleep while reading it. So if you dare to forge ahead, please place a pillow over your desk or keyboard. I cannot be held responsible for your narcoleptic ass. (HAHA, "DOOD! MY ASS IS ASLEEP! AAARGH!")

( Anyway... )