"too many freaks, not enough circuses"

My weather pixie needs to be shot and disemboweled for wearing what she's wearing today. However, the slutty little imp amuses me with her wardrobe changes, SO I SHALL KEEP HER.

It's nearly 60 degrees outside and immensely cloudy and gloomy. Normally, I would relish such weather, but there's something not quite right in me noggin and it does nothing for me. Finished reading a book today. Yeehaw.

I require paints. I require a large canvas and some privacy.
You'll get none-a that here, missy.

mmmm, vinyl

Holy fuck! And I thought her outfit was bad. But NOW my stinkin' weather pixie is a flamin' homotard! Check out her gay umbrella(it was hideously bright and rainbow colored)! Daaaamn, that's bold. I like the cut of her jib. And do you see that, DO YOU FUCKIN' SEE THAT?! It's raining...or it was, and it's not that cold. Spring is on its way, and that means rain and storms and lightning. We had some gooooood lightning and thunder tonight. IT WAS RAD. RAAAAAAD, muthafucka. Christ, the air actually smells....good. Damn you Los Angeles. Damn you for making me forget.

Okay, so I'm cleaning out the closet in my room and I found a box with my old school papers, from such odd times as 9th grade and my first year at college (KU), nothing really inbetween. I was going through copious amounts of art history notes and chuckling at the things written in the margins. And apparently, I took Gen. Psych at KU. I don't remember taking Gen. Psych. at KU AT ALL. I don't remember it so much, that I took it again out in California. Go me.

So anyway, I really miss college, especially that first year here at KU. I actually busted up laughing after I flipped to a page listing the song list for our Art History un-band. We didn't practice or play any music, just come up with a logo, band name, and song titles. The band was called Convex God and no one else will find this funny, but what the hell, my journal. ;) Some are prof. quotes, some are nerd-core art history b.s. when we needed a break from studying.

Debut: Convex God
Song List:

1. Atmospheric Perspective
2. chiaroscuro
3. Ravenna, Ravenna
4. (The Greeks Were The Last Culture To Appreciate A) Good Orgy
5. Canon of Proportions
6. Prettified (David Was A SissyBoy)
7. Allegorical Tableaux
8. Pump Up The Volute
9. (Jaris) Red Turban
10. Donuts and Kiwi
11. (I Love Your) Archaic Smile
12. Rembrandt Was An Arrogant Bastard (Philosophic Resignation)
*Hidden Track: Mike's Song (Sustained Monkey Screams) "Monkey Control"

2nd Release:
Convex God - Sistine Candles

1. Pie Lasters
2. (Come Upstairs And Take A Look At) My Etchings
3. Sarah's Dream (Where Are The Mosaics?!)
4. Oh Damn! A Cat!
(found another) 5. Hello Dali

Sadly enough...it ends there. Except for a list of words our TA pronounced wrong and pages and pages and pages of notes. Some drawings and margins are pretty funny (cruxified alien), but let's be honest, I'm the only one who looks upon this fondly. *mwwwwwah*

I found some old photo albums too. All I have to say is, DAMN, my Mom was HOT. :o