I gots the shakes, Captain Stuby

I have more wordy refuse to dump on you poor, unsuspecting saps, but for now, I've consumed WAY too much caffeine and I think I'm now coming down.

How do I know?

My Dad is in the kitchen putting dishes away and the sound is reeeally starting to grind my cracker.
*claws at face*

why don't you just shut the door, you lazy a-hole

On that note...

Sounds That Annoy The Crap Outta Me:

1. Will always and forever be hearing people eat. *seethe*
2. People taking forever to put dishes away and being very loud about it, or general more-loud-than-necessary banging of pans and dishes.
3. Those incessant alarm clocks that go, ENH! ENH! ENH! *shudder* Makes me wake up in a panic wanting to duck and cover.
4. To some extent, the phone ringing....and in that respect the formerly inevitable shrill, needy cry of "Do you work here?"