I've been laid off, YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!

First of all, happy HAPPY birthday to photicdriver and mspunkrockstar. YAR HAR!

Second, my pants are too big, underpants included. My tum-tum is getting tighter and my legs are lookin' rockin'. To steal from kitryne, *devilhorn/headbang*

[you're imagining things again]

But, for now, I'm okay, despite the various other "joys of life" being tossed my direction.
AKA, I was just informed, TODAY, that my driver's license was suspended on May 11th for not notifying the good ol' state of California that I switched insurance. Guess I'll have to cave and actually become a verfiable citizen of KansASS. Yee. haw.

The new Jack Johnson CD hit the spot today like nothing else could.

spasmolytic, I haven't forgotten about your CD. :}
My friend Sara, catnamedcosette is coming to visit this weekend. :D

Have you SEEN the previews for that new show "The OC"? BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAahaha. *sigh* Ahhhh, Fox.

There's a lady at work (last day is Friday) who looks JUST like Mama Fratelli.

don't even bother. it lost before it left the gate.

Apparently "Teal Thunder" (that's my bike, be afraid) and I cannot go ride on Wednesday nights as the church parking lot has cars in it. Damn churchgoers, all goin' to church and all.
My Mom's all freaky about me riding on the street as there is no sidewalk and two days ago some guy was hit and killed by a drunk driver only a few blocks from here. :/

This was amusing:

Dear Amazon.com Customer,

As someone who has purchased drag-themed DVDs, you might like to know that Wigstock: The Movie will be released on June 3, 2003, on DVD.

I had more to say.
Don't feel like it now.