Marge, we’re a team! It’s uter-us, not uter-you

(Quite possibly one of the…)best. episodes. ever.

A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks "What for?" She says "I want to kill my husband". He says "Sorry, I can't do that." She then reaches into her handbag and pulls out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife and hands it to him. He says, "Oh, you didn't tell me you had a prescription..."

Need a little pick me up?

Sometimes these are stupid, sometimes they're pretty damn funny.

Haiku4u!

"mmmmnature"

bees sting with their ass
bathing in cancerous rays
ah, the rain! it burns!

I just cleaned out 140 emails from my Yahoo! account. Sheesh.
Cleaning, organization, definition, helps my scattered mind.
Anyone know a good site to purchase import CDs. I just lost the new (2002) Baxter to some jerk on eBay. Must find. Not showing up on any U.S. sites. >:(

aaaaand, sleep.

new word! wait for iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit....................

OACLE!

meow meow mewo mweom ewos mwoei mewifojiddfk;x cm;'k:!

Do you even understand how MUCH I love this? DO YOU?
That whole site is pretty sweet.

And THIS!

Sticks a flag in kitryne.

I can't file unemployment with Kans-ass, I have to file with California. California is telling me I might be eligible for $365 a WEEK because it's based on my previous California employment. That's about $100 more than I was making here while WORKING. Sad. I won't know if I actually get it for another week, but still. If I do get it, do you understand how long I will milk this? Because I will be writing...yesss, writing.

Next week, tags and license finally. Garage sale on Friday and Saturday. Have to get ready for that during the week. Need to write. Working out is really starting to show again. I'm becoming a bit of a quiet narcissist. Mom's birthday tomorrow. Finally found a good place to get my digital pics made into quality prints. Supposedly taking my niece's senior pictures.

Unrelated in any way:
I tend to do things until they hurt, then I do them some more.
It's my 2nd coming of age perhaps. Indestructible and angst-ridden, part deux.