unnecessary update!

I just saw a sock on the floor and thought it was a really big dog dookie.
Why "poop" entered my head before "sock", well...I don't know.

note to self

Do not ever mix Sierra Mist, 99 Blackberries, and cherry pixy stix again.
No matter how fun it may seem.

your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding

I am comforted by the fact that I have yet to see myself at the top of anyone else's "compatible" list. This doth please me, YES IT DO.

And bless this person for letting me gank the entire Baxter album from them, while on dial-up.

I do enjoy the Captain, but truly, I am vodka’s bitch.