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[blustocking]

Today I received this email:

"Hey jillism!

When you created your Personals profile, you gave us permission to publish your personal photo in any of Spring Street's partner publications (by checking the "partner print publication" box). Well, congrats! You've been selected for consideration and possible publication, so we've deposited 5 free credits into your account automatically. Due to the number of different publications affiliated with the Personals and last minute changes to copy before press times, we are unable let you know which publication and when. However, we *can* tell you there are some hotties on the network you should meet, so go to http://personals.theonion.com and put your complimentary credits to good use!

Thanks and enjoy the credits!
The Spring Street Gang"

O_o
okee dokee smokee
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Comments

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Great, your going to be published in 'Big Butts' or a Happy Beaver publication. I can just feel it, stud.

[mspunkrockstar.livejournal.com]

have you found anything off of those ads?

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[blustocking.livejournal.com]

A few. Tons of responses, a few good ones...but I don't really have the time or patience to correspond with most of them. They really have to go after me before I take enough notice. :)
Fweeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I know. *shakes head, mocking sadness*

NICE!
:D

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[blustocking.livejournal.com]

WAIT, you just said I have a big butt! And my beaver...though very nice and stylish, isn't very happy at the moment. He needs attention. :(

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[mspunkrockstar.livejournal.com]

hmmm...*contemplates placing ad*

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[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I had fun writing mine. >;)

[mrsassypants.livejournal.com]

at least they warned you. nerve doesnt warn you. i found out from an online friend my picture was in the July issue of Bust magazine....a nerve.com personals ad. I forgot i had checked that little box. She didnt tell me it was THAT pic, from the personals....i thought they had taken on of my photos, and you know, made an actual ad from the image itself....you know what i mean? In this instance they had a 1/2"x1/2" pic along with 4, 5 others and a quote from it.

freak me out for a minute, as i raised down to the newsstand.

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

You butt is niiiiiiiice, not big, foolio.

As for your beaver, it kind of looks like my dragon; stylish and gay, but it definitely could use some strokin'.

I dream of a life/lifestyle that I will probably never have. *sigh*

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[blustocking.livejournal.com]

ah Bust...I had a letter to the editor published in that rag. I say "rag" in the dirty sense of the word. I really liked that magazine when it first came out. Bluh...now it seems to be like all the rest. "JOO NEED A MAN AND LOTS OF SEX TO COMPLETE YOUR LIFE!" Though...sex would be nice.
wicka wicka daou daou.

So what did this ad say?

[talkshowhost.livejournal.com]

Was it some sort of shakespearean sonnet about love, beauty, devotion and the search for perfection?

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[mspunkrockstar.livejournal.com]

I might need help...my brain always freezes when it comes 2 stuff like that :P

Re: So what did this ad say?

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Hardly. It was rather stupid and humorous. If you are a member of The Onion, I believe my name there is "jillism" or "godjilla".

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[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Just don't take it seriously and you'll do fine.

I hate the boring ads that consist only of "I love concerts and going mountain biking. I am kind of shy and..." *vomit*

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[mspunkrockstar.livejournal.com]

oooo! I like the *vomit* part! that's good!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Are you talking about chopsticks again? I can play that on the piano. But why would I want to? If one more yahoo plays "Heart and Soul" on that box I think I'm gonna ook all across the county.

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[blustocking.livejournal.com]

yes, you should DEFINITELY vomit A LOT in your add. Also, use big words, but use them imcorrectly. :D