maleface!

[blustocking]

Though it's probably not a good time for teh funny, this was too good to pass up.

This one's for masquerader. heeheheheh. :}

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[motherevol.livejournal.com]

"The male animal is not a piece of meat," Roehnert explained. "He is a rose wrapped in a poem, yielding up his deepest, most intimate secrets only when just the right magical moment has been achieved. The alluring yet fragile petals of the delicate flower known as the male of the species can unfold and bloom only in the presence of the right combination of gentleness, tenderness, and deep, abiding care."

HAHAHAHA! A rose...HAHAHAHAHA!
*snort*

Joke ahead

[haddob.livejournal.com]

Girls have tulips.

Re: Joke ahead

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Yes, and you keep your dainty little rose wrapped up neatly in a pair of pink frilly underwear, m'friend. ;)

Happy Thanksgiving, Boddah Baby!
*smooch*

[masquerader.livejournal.com]

Ye stole me quote, ye bitch! BITCH!
It's damn funny, though. I was laughing for a good 30 seconds about "He is a rose wrapped in a poem". That's just offensive. Because, no matter how romantic we think we are, there must be times that no matter what the woman is thinking, there's nothing "rose-like" about "the elusive male orgasm".

Funny shite, Jill.

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

*pushes Masquerader aside and claims quote*

Oh, yer just pissed because you're more like angst wrapped in a flour tortilla, rather than a rose/poem/orgasm. *pbbt*

:)

Re:

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

CORN tortilla! CORN!

>_<

;)

Re: Joke ahead

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

No, no...I only have one.

Boating accident.

>_

*points, whining*

[masquerader.livejournal.com]

Jiiiilllll... she puuusheed meeee.

*leans forward dramatically, face in shadow, voice darkening* Kill her...

*laughs*

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

NO!
I'm sick of doing your dirty work! ;)

:/
I miss you.