this, is a horrible survey
Dec. 16th, 2002 09:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
blustocking...but I'm a horrible person and I want to torture you all.
1. What facial feature do you find the most attractive on others?
Eyes, sometimes lips.
2. Would you vote for a woman candidate for president.
HELL NO! Those she-beasts should be makin' pie and poppin' out babies.
Pssh. Who made this survey?
3. Would you marry for money?
No.
4. Have you had braces?
No.
5. Do you pluck your eyebrows?
Absolutely. And I enjoy it too.
6. Do you ever cut or hurt yourself?
I have cut myself, but that was once, when I was 17. I can be an emotional sadomasochist.
7. When was the last time you had a hickey?
Good lord, I don't remember. At least a year.
8. Could you live without a computer?
Yes, and sometimes I think I should.
9. Do you use ICQ, AOL Buddy list etc..?
AIM.
10. If so, how many people are on your list(s)?
24, I only really talk to about 3, maybe 4.
11. If you could live in any past time period, which would it be?
1920's-30's, or ancient Greece or Egypt. Yes, I pick the most stable, easy-to-live-in time periods.
12. Do you drink enough water?
Probably not, but I do drink a lot...of water.
13. Do you wear shoes in the house or take them off?
Off. Shoes are teh devil. But the pants I wear around the house are generally too long and they cover ma feets.
14. What is your favorite fruit?
bananas or apples...pomegranates are pretty spiff.
15. Do you eat wheat bread or white?
Mostly wheat, with as many freakin' grains as possible. When I was wee, I would only eat white, but in my old age, I try and eat better. (except sourdough. Sourdough is always an exception....mmmm)
16. What is your favorite place to visit?
I haven't been outside of the U.S., so, New Orleans. (visit, is very different from "want to live there") San Francisco is very cool too.
17. What was the last movie you saw?
The Swedish version of Insomnia(1997).
18. Do you kiss on the first date?
I've been on very few actual "dates". But no, probably not. Depends on the person and how well I knew them before.
19. Are you photogenic?
So I've been told, yes.
20. Do you dream in color or black and white?
Color.
21. Are you wearing fingernail polish?
Yes, weird prismatic color called Garnet Lapis
22. Do you have any dimples?
If I smile a certain way, there is one on my left cheek....OF MY FACE, ya perv.
23. Do you remember being born?
What the hell kind of question is this? Hippie.
24. Why do you take surveys?
Boredom. Sheer boredom. That, and I want to be just like everyone else and show you all the "inner me".
>;)
25. Do you drink alcohol?
I do. I had some pink champagne the other night when Staci and I had our White Trash Dinner of corndogs, some good cheese, summer sausage and crackers. Yes, I enjoy being an adult. But before that, I hadn't had a drink in months and I don't plan on drinking much.
26. Did you like or do you like high school?
When I was there, hated it. It was like prison. But looking back, OF COURSE, it was good actually. It was good inspiration, being trapped with all of those half-wits. ;) And my high school's name alone makes it worth it. No, you probably already know, so I'm not saying it again.
27. What is the most beautiful language?
Esperanto...or French, whichever.
28. When you are asleep do you like being kissed awake?
Depends on who's doing the kissing...and where...ifyouknowwhatI'msayin'
29. Do you like sunrises or sunsets the most?
Sunriiiiise, sunset....sunriiiiise, sunset...swiftly...la la la....SUNSETS ARE DA BOMB, YO! I hate seeing the sun rise, it depresses me.
30. Do you want to live to be 100?
No way, mothafucka.
31. Do you think women should be expected to shave their body hair?
Yes. An emphatic yes.
32. Do you like salty food or sugary food the most?
Mmmm, sugar. Salt and vinegar chips though, those are good.
33. Is a flat stomach important to you?
Not as much as a fat wallet. AAAAAAAAAahahaha, I'm so kidding. I had to. This question is dumb.
*sigh* I guess. Not really. I mean, being healthy is important. I lost quite a bit of weight recently, so I guess it is important, for me...personally. So yeah, no fatties. AHAHAHA! (addendum: a little pooch is cute)
34. Do you or have you played with a ouija board?
Yes, I have.
35. Are you loyal?
To the point of stupid, yes.
36. Are you tolerant of other people's beliefs?
Yes, as long as they're not stupid.
37. When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights on or off?
Generally, low light.
38. Do you believe in magic?
Thanks for getting that song in my head.
39. Do you have nightmares frequently?
No, not usually.
40. Do you like your nose?
No, not really. It has this stupid little bump in the middle.
41. Do you like abstract art?
Do you like my fist in your face? HAHAHA.
42. Do you think you can draw well?
Yeah, fairly well.
43. Do you listen to music daily?
Yes.
44. Do you like to watch cartoons?
Hell yes, bish. But only GOOD cartoons.
45. At what age did you find out that Santa Claus wasn't real?
What? What...are you...talking...abo...*sobs*
46. How many pairs of shoes do have in your closet?
I don't know. Less than your "average" woman, I'm sure.
47. Do you like to wear the same shoes everyday or do you like a variety?
What's with all the questions about shoes and feet? I think someone has a fetish.
Actually, I just bought TWO new pairs of shoes! TWO! I found some RAD Doc Martens at the thrift store man, they were $5! They look like new and they're PLAID! YAY! Obnoxious. I love them. I also bought some sensible black, every day shoes at Target. I found them in the little boys shoes. Yes, my feet are small.
48. Do you write poetry?
Unfortunately. But it rarely rhymes.
50. Do you sleep more on your back, front, or sides?
Most comfortably on my front, but I change positions all night long. I've been training myself to sleep on my back, as sleeping on my front doesn't help my stupid back problems.
When I was little, I slept on my front with my ass in the air. When I was a teenager, I trained myself to sleep with my hands crossed over my chest. Because yes, I was THAT spooky. And dumb.
51. Would you rather have a poodle or a rottweiler?
A Rottoodle...or a Pootweiler, if you have one.
52. Do you lick stamps?
No, they're usually the self-adhesive kind now. WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT?!
53. Do you use an electric can opener?
(keeping![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
haddob's answer) Pfft, no.
54. Have you ridden in a hot air balloon?
No. :( Have you ridden on my fist? Ew...wait, no, I didn't mean th...ew.
55. Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?
Hands down, emotional. It lasts longer.
56. Do you think balding men should shave their heads?
Absolutely.
57. Do you know anyone who is clinically depressed?
Yes, yes I do.
58. Do you prefer a piano or a violin?
Depends on the piece, you elitist bastard.
Bagpipes.
59. Are you a sex addict?
Addict? No, not in the true sense of the word, no. *leers*
A) Have you ever had anal sex?
Yes.
B) Where did you lose your virginity?
Where? In a dumb boy's apartment.
60. Do you know someone who has cancer?
Probably.
61. Do you hunt?
Haha, I thought it said "Do you hurt?" at first...and I was all ready to break down and reveal the "inner me". No, I do not hunt.
62. Do you like fast food joints, or expensive restaurants?
Both. And I'm noticing a lot of "extreme" choices on this here survey. What about middle-of-the-road restaurants? HUH?
63. Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?
Art museum. Zoos are horrible.
64. Do you have a middle name?
I do.
65. Are you basically a happy person?
No? Yes? I don't know. Sure.
66. Are you tired?
Always.
67. Did you drink anything with caffeine in it today?
Yes. 1 Diet Vanilla Coke.
68. Have you ever met anyone off the internet?
Yes'm.
69. How many phones do you have in your house?
3 land, 3 cell.
70. How long is your hair?
about an inch and a half below my chin.
71. Do you get along with your parents?
Yep. I lurve them. :)
72. What color of eyes do you prefer?
No preference.
73. Are you an active person?
Fairly, yes. When my brain lets me be productive, I am pretty darn productive. Today I made 9 loaves of bread, wrapped some presents, prepared a package for mailing out, took some pictures, talked with a certain someone a lot online ;D, looked at jobs/apartments online, went through some newspapers that had been piling up, cleaned, sorted, listened to the Orson Welles radio play of Dracula, and some other stuff I can't remember. I guess that's not a lot...but it was all in about 5 and a half hours.
74. What medications do you take?
AAAhahahaha...first, I typed "bitch control". But yeah, that's fairly accurate.
75. What does your bedroom look like?
A Peruvian flea market. Just kidding. It looks like...I don't know. It's cool, man, it's cool.
(fuck, I'm tired. I typed "A Pervian fleamarket" at first...)
Okay, this survey sucked big ass, but I started filling it out, so I felt like I had to finish it.
Now, I sleep...after removing my right shoulder.
Tomorrow, both jobs.
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..............
1. What facial feature do you find the most attractive on others?
Eyes, sometimes lips.
2. Would you vote for a woman candidate for president.
HELL NO! Those she-beasts should be makin' pie and poppin' out babies.
Pssh. Who made this survey?
3. Would you marry for money?
No.
4. Have you had braces?
No.
5. Do you pluck your eyebrows?
Absolutely. And I enjoy it too.
6. Do you ever cut or hurt yourself?
I have cut myself, but that was once, when I was 17. I can be an emotional sadomasochist.
7. When was the last time you had a hickey?
Good lord, I don't remember. At least a year.
8. Could you live without a computer?
Yes, and sometimes I think I should.
9. Do you use ICQ, AOL Buddy list etc..?
AIM.
10. If so, how many people are on your list(s)?
24, I only really talk to about 3, maybe 4.
11. If you could live in any past time period, which would it be?
1920's-30's, or ancient Greece or Egypt. Yes, I pick the most stable, easy-to-live-in time periods.
12. Do you drink enough water?
Probably not, but I do drink a lot...of water.
13. Do you wear shoes in the house or take them off?
Off. Shoes are teh devil. But the pants I wear around the house are generally too long and they cover ma feets.
14. What is your favorite fruit?
bananas or apples...pomegranates are pretty spiff.
15. Do you eat wheat bread or white?
Mostly wheat, with as many freakin' grains as possible. When I was wee, I would only eat white, but in my old age, I try and eat better. (except sourdough. Sourdough is always an exception....mmmm)
16. What is your favorite place to visit?
I haven't been outside of the U.S., so, New Orleans. (visit, is very different from "want to live there") San Francisco is very cool too.
17. What was the last movie you saw?
The Swedish version of Insomnia(1997).
18. Do you kiss on the first date?
I've been on very few actual "dates". But no, probably not. Depends on the person and how well I knew them before.
19. Are you photogenic?
So I've been told, yes.
20. Do you dream in color or black and white?
Color.
21. Are you wearing fingernail polish?
Yes, weird prismatic color called Garnet Lapis
22. Do you have any dimples?
If I smile a certain way, there is one on my left cheek....OF MY FACE, ya perv.
23. Do you remember being born?
What the hell kind of question is this? Hippie.
24. Why do you take surveys?
Boredom. Sheer boredom. That, and I want to be just like everyone else and show you all the "inner me".
>;)
25. Do you drink alcohol?
I do. I had some pink champagne the other night when Staci and I had our White Trash Dinner of corndogs, some good cheese, summer sausage and crackers. Yes, I enjoy being an adult. But before that, I hadn't had a drink in months and I don't plan on drinking much.
26. Did you like or do you like high school?
When I was there, hated it. It was like prison. But looking back, OF COURSE, it was good actually. It was good inspiration, being trapped with all of those half-wits. ;) And my high school's name alone makes it worth it. No, you probably already know, so I'm not saying it again.
27. What is the most beautiful language?
Esperanto...or French, whichever.
28. When you are asleep do you like being kissed awake?
Depends on who's doing the kissing...and where...ifyouknowwhatI'msayin'
29. Do you like sunrises or sunsets the most?
Sunriiiiise, sunset....sunriiiiise, sunset...swiftly...la la la....SUNSETS ARE DA BOMB, YO! I hate seeing the sun rise, it depresses me.
30. Do you want to live to be 100?
No way, mothafucka.
31. Do you think women should be expected to shave their body hair?
Yes. An emphatic yes.
32. Do you like salty food or sugary food the most?
Mmmm, sugar. Salt and vinegar chips though, those are good.
33. Is a flat stomach important to you?
Not as much as a fat wallet. AAAAAAAAAahahaha, I'm so kidding. I had to. This question is dumb.
*sigh* I guess. Not really. I mean, being healthy is important. I lost quite a bit of weight recently, so I guess it is important, for me...personally. So yeah, no fatties. AHAHAHA! (addendum: a little pooch is cute)
34. Do you or have you played with a ouija board?
Yes, I have.
35. Are you loyal?
To the point of stupid, yes.
36. Are you tolerant of other people's beliefs?
Yes, as long as they're not stupid.
37. When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights on or off?
Generally, low light.
38. Do you believe in magic?
Thanks for getting that song in my head.
39. Do you have nightmares frequently?
No, not usually.
40. Do you like your nose?
No, not really. It has this stupid little bump in the middle.
41. Do you like abstract art?
Do you like my fist in your face? HAHAHA.
42. Do you think you can draw well?
Yeah, fairly well.
43. Do you listen to music daily?
Yes.
44. Do you like to watch cartoons?
Hell yes, bish. But only GOOD cartoons.
45. At what age did you find out that Santa Claus wasn't real?
What? What...are you...talking...abo...*sobs*
46. How many pairs of shoes do have in your closet?
I don't know. Less than your "average" woman, I'm sure.
47. Do you like to wear the same shoes everyday or do you like a variety?
What's with all the questions about shoes and feet? I think someone has a fetish.
Actually, I just bought TWO new pairs of shoes! TWO! I found some RAD Doc Martens at the thrift store man, they were $5! They look like new and they're PLAID! YAY! Obnoxious. I love them. I also bought some sensible black, every day shoes at Target. I found them in the little boys shoes. Yes, my feet are small.
48. Do you write poetry?
Unfortunately. But it rarely rhymes.
50. Do you sleep more on your back, front, or sides?
Most comfortably on my front, but I change positions all night long. I've been training myself to sleep on my back, as sleeping on my front doesn't help my stupid back problems.
When I was little, I slept on my front with my ass in the air. When I was a teenager, I trained myself to sleep with my hands crossed over my chest. Because yes, I was THAT spooky. And dumb.
51. Would you rather have a poodle or a rottweiler?
A Rottoodle...or a Pootweiler, if you have one.
52. Do you lick stamps?
No, they're usually the self-adhesive kind now. WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT?!
53. Do you use an electric can opener?
(keeping
haddob's answer) Pfft, no.54. Have you ridden in a hot air balloon?
No. :( Have you ridden on my fist? Ew...wait, no, I didn't mean th...ew.
55. Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?
Hands down, emotional. It lasts longer.
56. Do you think balding men should shave their heads?
Absolutely.
57. Do you know anyone who is clinically depressed?
Yes, yes I do.
58. Do you prefer a piano or a violin?
Depends on the piece, you elitist bastard.
Bagpipes.
59. Are you a sex addict?
Addict? No, not in the true sense of the word, no. *leers*
A) Have you ever had anal sex?
Yes.
B) Where did you lose your virginity?
Where? In a dumb boy's apartment.
60. Do you know someone who has cancer?
Probably.
61. Do you hunt?
Haha, I thought it said "Do you hurt?" at first...and I was all ready to break down and reveal the "inner me". No, I do not hunt.
62. Do you like fast food joints, or expensive restaurants?
Both. And I'm noticing a lot of "extreme" choices on this here survey. What about middle-of-the-road restaurants? HUH?
63. Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?
Art museum. Zoos are horrible.
64. Do you have a middle name?
I do.
65. Are you basically a happy person?
No? Yes? I don't know. Sure.
66. Are you tired?
Always.
67. Did you drink anything with caffeine in it today?
Yes. 1 Diet Vanilla Coke.
68. Have you ever met anyone off the internet?
Yes'm.
69. How many phones do you have in your house?
3 land, 3 cell.
70. How long is your hair?
about an inch and a half below my chin.
71. Do you get along with your parents?
Yep. I lurve them. :)
72. What color of eyes do you prefer?
No preference.
73. Are you an active person?
Fairly, yes. When my brain lets me be productive, I am pretty darn productive. Today I made 9 loaves of bread, wrapped some presents, prepared a package for mailing out, took some pictures, talked with a certain someone a lot online ;D, looked at jobs/apartments online, went through some newspapers that had been piling up, cleaned, sorted, listened to the Orson Welles radio play of Dracula, and some other stuff I can't remember. I guess that's not a lot...but it was all in about 5 and a half hours.
74. What medications do you take?
AAAhahahaha...first, I typed "bitch control". But yeah, that's fairly accurate.
75. What does your bedroom look like?
A Peruvian flea market. Just kidding. It looks like...I don't know. It's cool, man, it's cool.
(fuck, I'm tired. I typed "A Pervian fleamarket" at first...)
Okay, this survey sucked big ass, but I started filling it out, so I felt like I had to finish it.
Now, I sleep...after removing my right shoulder.
Tomorrow, both jobs.
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..............
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Date: 2002-12-17 10:50 am (UTC)Addict? No, not in the true sense of the word, no. *leers*
LOL!!!!!!!