Yes, yes, I'm using AOL. Whatever. It's free for me until June. HOWEVER, every time I sign on, the main page takes time to load. Often, the graphic and the text are not in sync (damn you boy band, for ruining those words).

Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy, doesn't it?

Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy, doesn't it?
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Date: 2003-03-30 12:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Make a clean sweep!
Sweep out old Iraq and redecorate with American flags and puppet governments!
Yes you used to be friends with this Old Iraq when it served your purposes, but it's time for a change don't you think? Spice it up! Put some black gold back in your mix!
Saddam is SO eighties....
Add nice blood splatters on market walls for that rakish, ready-to-rumble effect!
Fatigues are always stylish!
Oil well fires are definitely a spring fashion DON'T-
Put out those fires and let it well freely for that natural effect!
And forget about the French - they are so passe when it comes to haute military and postwar development couture, make useless tired fun of them and boycott their cheese instead!
It'll be a new you, a new Iraq, a new world order!
Shock and awe them baby!
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Date: 2003-03-30 03:48 pm (UTC)A pic of Reagan (from assassination time) with the caption "Honey, I forgot to duck."
Classy bitches over there at AOhell.
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Date: 2003-03-30 03:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-30 04:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-30 05:09 pm (UTC)We've already had CNN put Iraq next to Poland on one of their maps, and the BBC forget to proof read captions in the rush to bring you the "truth".
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Date: 2003-03-30 10:21 pm (UTC)I've always wanted to juxtaposition a headline announcing that he's got Alzheimer's with a sound bite of him saying that "he forgets" what happened with that Iran-Contra scandal from the hearings on it. I guess it's tasteless to think about spitting on a man's grave, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't.
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Date: 2003-03-31 03:18 pm (UTC)For JUST BEING YOU.
That sounds sarcastic, but it is not.
Now, go post on my board. :)
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Date: 2003-03-31 03:20 pm (UTC)Man, if AOL can do it, you can. And in a more horribly offensive and humorous way. :D
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Date: 2003-03-31 03:25 pm (UTC)That's probably going to piss some people off.
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