SOUND THE ALERT! WeeeeeOOOO! WeeeeeOOOO!
Jan. 14th, 2002 02:14 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
blustockingOperation "Rold Gold" has failed! Send in the backups! I repeat! Send in the backups!
[later that week]
"President Bush was dead for a whole minute today after chocking on a piece of red licorice. Amazingly enough, the 60 seconds of brain shutty-offy did not affect his intelligence and he continues to live. Aides have been heard referring to him as President Rasputin."
Yes, real reporters use "brain shutty-offy".
Shutup.
[later that week]
"President Bush was dead for a whole minute today after chocking on a piece of red licorice. Amazingly enough, the 60 seconds of brain shutty-offy did not affect his intelligence and he continues to live. Aides have been heard referring to him as President Rasputin."
Yes, real reporters use "brain shutty-offy".
Shutup.
