I'd like to buy the world some LUBE

[blustocking]

HAPPY MASTURBATION DAY!

I LOVE THURSDAYS! Naked wimmins next door and I get free food.

Comments

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Did you read my journal entry today fool? I'm so thrilled this is taking off.

Wheeeeeeee! I said, 'taking off'.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Yep.

Just doin' my part to help the cause, ifyouknowwhatImean.

;)

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, my cause will not be taken care of until the weekend *hubba hubba*

Distance makes the heart grow fonder my ass! Some little boy needs to come over and poke the chicken, if you know what I am saying? *giggle*

I'm such a pig! *oink oink*

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

SHUT. UP!

At least you have a meat-stick to poke your chicken.

Now who's the pig, eh?!

*SNORT*

;)

First, I'd like to butter your muffin.

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

I don't think you got it in ya to be the whole hog, m'lady. Possibly, a side of bacon, but never the entire piggy.

Meat stick? Is that like a pork filled donut?

Yeah...I'm too classy for that.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

pfffffffffhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahaahahaha. ;D

I'd like a pork-filled doughnut.

Re: Pork filled donut *slurp*

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

I think in Asia they call them dumplings, but what do I know? ;)

p.s. Yes, you are much too assy for this type of behavior, ass!

[haddob.livejournal.com]

Are you guys talking about penises?

are YOU?

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

dood, why yo' mind gotta be in tha gutta like dat?
shoo.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEHOOOOOOOOOO!

Re: are YOU?

[haddob.livejournal.com]

I've been in and out of the gutter many times in my day, and believe you me, not once have I found a treasure as lucky as a penis.

HUH HUH HUH YOU WANNA JOIN THE PEN15 CLUB?! HUH HUH HUH

[khayman.livejournal.com]

Aww, and I missed it!