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[blustocking]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!nonononononoNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh...dear...god....

Comments

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Jill, why do you insist on installing the fear of the gods into that tiny noggin of mine? Huh? Why? Really, what did I do to deserve this?

My mindless consumer tie-in sense is tingling

[haddob.livejournal.com]

AND IT HURTS

O.O

[spasmolytic.livejournal.com]

you...

::points at it::

that... that's a joke, right? i mean, that has to be a joke. ::starts to weep:: say it ain't so, blu. say it ain't so!

and another thing

[spasmolytic.livejournal.com]

and while i'm here, why not mention

WHAT THE FUCK.

why the hell would spider man need any of that in the first place.
HE'S SPIDERMAN, FOR CHRISSAKES.

bungee jumping? bungee jumping??
what, did everyone else miss out on the fact that spider man travels using stringy... things... that he... swings on... i mean, isn't that basically bungee jumping in and of itsself? what kind of rush would spider man get from bungee jumping? ("gee, usually i don't have all this padding and all these safety precautions! EXTREME!")

you cause me to vent. oh the hatred. the hatred..

SAFARI?!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Oh my...just when I thought it was bad enough. BUNGEE?!

That's it...I'm taking out some "idea-men".

Re: and another thing

[haddob.livejournal.com]

I have no control over my emotions as I look at those. I get really, really angry and frustrated then start laughing at my own frustration over TOYS

Re: O.O

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

*puts arm around weeping moley* I wish. :(

[fallencathedral.livejournal.com]

You missed the worst one...Lifeguard Spidey. Complete with orange canister and orange trunks...now, that really hurts.

Ack.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

That's just plain wrong. In the second link, he looks like Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama. Oof.

[nejgasmo.livejournal.com]

That's so scary. I mean, why would SPIDERMAN be riding a razor scooter? Wouldn't Peter Parker do that, like, if he was 12 YEARS OLD and not Spiderman? O_o

I... Eeew. Just eeew. I can't imagine why they'd do this. Well, there's the money, but what parent would buy such a retarded series of toys for their child? I mean, this is worse than Pokemon, or the Yellow Submarine action figures.

[sexkitten.livejournal.com]

I think I'm going to cry.....

What the fuck is with Spidey the Crocidile Hunter???

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Dear Toy Factories:


Fuck With DC all you want..

BUT STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MARVEL!!!!


Thank you (Fucks)
Johnny