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[blustocking]

When I go out, it will be in a blaze of beautiful carnage on the 405 freeway...but you can bet your sweet ass I'll be taking at least three SUV's with me.


Oh, and I talked to my sister tonight. At one point, she asked me if I had a boyfriend. I said "no". Then she asked me if I had a girlfriend. HA! O_O o_O

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[buscemi.livejournal.com]

When I go out, it will be in a blaze of beautiful carnage on the 405 freeway...but you can bet your sweet ass I'll be taking at least three SUV's with me.

>>Take out a few for me, will ya? Danke.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

*adds two to the count*

DONE!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Much appreciated. Now if I could just figure out a way to keep them from rolling off the assembly line.

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[blustocking.livejournal.com]

That is where Loco's cross-country tour of corporate destruction comes in.

PHASE II!

[masquerader.livejournal.com]

*despises SUVs*
They guzzle petrol like sows 'n be painfully useless. I dinnae care iffin ye have a child who plays rugby or football, ye dinnae need 175 feet of cubic space fer a bag or two.

Than you certainly wouldn't like my 87 Dodge Ram conversion van:)

[locopuff.livejournal.com]

But it was free, homeboy, so I'm not gonna bitch. That motherfucker is like a home away from home. TV, bed, table, recliner... Everything I'll need for my cross country tour, blowing up corporate headquarters left and right. Maybe a mass of carnage on the freeway is good enuff for Jill, but a hail of bullets will suit me just fine :)

Re: Than you certainly wouldn't like my 87 Dodge Ram conversion van:)

[masquerader.livejournal.com]

blowing up corporate headquarters left and right.

*'s ears perk up*
Really...

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[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I can't STAND to be behind them on the freeway. I must be able to see traffic ahead of me, damnit!

Some of them only get 12 miles to the gallon. TWELVE!

ugh.

[lagnolalia.livejournal.com]

So. Did you tell your seester...

"OH! JESS! I HHHHHHHHHHAPPEEEEEEN TO HAB AT LEEEEEEEEST A FEW GIRLFRIENDS, MANG!"

*raises hand and does the cha cha*

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[blustocking.livejournal.com]

HOW DID YOU KNOW?! You have a wire-tap in my phone, don't you?!

p.s. those 1-900 calls are all made by my roommate. It's sad. Yep.