tomatoes are vile

[blustocking]

I'm bored. I have plenty of work to do, but all I keep doing is re-loading Livejournal. So, I will now torture you all with a survey...uncut, just to piss you off.
I'm not even going to give credit to the person(s) I GANKED it from. Yeah, how you like that, beeatch? I'm also going to take out some of the stupid-ass questions, cause I'm a fookin' rebel.
Sucka.

1. If you could build your house anywhere, where would it be?
Up yo' nose wit a rubba hose! Uh...NEW YORK CITY, baby...and one in Paris, and London, and.....KABOOM!

2. What's your favorite article of clothing?
Pasties with tassles on the tips. NEXT!

3. What's your favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
eyes, retardo...and hair maybe.

4. What's the last C.D. you bought?
You mean the last CD I STOLE, right? Wellll....I think it was the soundtrack to O Brother Where Art Thou. Some hardk0re bluegrass/folk to rock your ayazz

5. Where's your favorite place to be?
Up yo nose wit a rubba hose! Or, hmmm...why are all of these questions requiring multiple answers. My favorite place to be...ask me when I'm happy enough to think about it....bitch.

6. Where is your least favorite place to be?
DENTIST!

7. What's your favorite place to be massaged?
head/hair....*drool*

8. What's most important, strong in mind or strong in body?
Mind. Whoever says body is just a window-licker waiting to get their ass kicked at chess.
Booya.

9. What time do you wake up in the morning?
Morning? whuzzat?

10. What's your favorite TV shows?
dood, I'd watch anything with transvestites on it.

11. What is your favorite kitchen appliance?
MY SLOW-COOKER IS NEAT-O!

12. What is your favorite childhood memory?
TOO MANY

13. What makes you laugh?
Oddly enough, toilet humor and high-brow humor as well. I like a good balance. POOP!

14. What makes you really angry?
HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU HAVE?

15. If you could play any instrument what would it be?
well, I played piano, then the saxamaphone...I'd like to be a better piano player, so...yeah.

16. Favorite restaurant
Casa Vega, I think...or Micheli's

17. Scariest moment of your life?
wow...I really don't know. I'm a lucky prick...or I've blocked something out.

18. If there was a movie made about you, what current/former Hollywood star would play you?
Carol Channing

19. Do you believe in afterlife?
you make your own afterlife

20. Favorite Children's book.
UGH! too many...The Velveteen Rabbit, anything by Madeline L'Engle, The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales, Stellaluna, Verdi, all of Shel Silverstein...oy...it goes on...

21. What is your least favorite household chore.
pff...cleaning up after my roommate...that, or the kitty box, ick.

22. What is your favorite season?
Autumn, spring is close second in some places

23. If you could have one super power, what would it be?
self-confidence

24. If you have a tattoo, what is it?
cat,moon,ankh, book, semi-spiral design on the back of my neck

25. Who was your first love?
Ryan.

27. Do you prefer cat's or dog's?
cats...dogs are cool though

28. What is in the trunk of your car?
SOO much recycling

31. What is your favorite day?
Sit-On-My-Face Day

32. Using only one word describe yourself?
droopy

Comments

[ex-sia857.livejournal.com]

IT WAS ME! SHE GOT IT FROM ME!

How ya like THAT?

Or something. :/

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

HA!

WHAT IF I GOT IT FROM CRASHINGCAR! HUH? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!

;)

[ex-sia857.livejournal.com]

HOW VERY FUCKING CONVENIENT!

DEM APPLES CAN EAT MY FUCK! YOU LIE!

Re:

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

LIKE A 7-11 BABY!

you're so sexy when you talk nas-tay.
XD

Lies lies, all of it LIES!

[crashingcar.livejournal.com]

Muha! Must I prove my innocence? My balls are for realz in your mouth. :)

Anybody else really tired for only being 2 a.m.? I don't know what my problem is......

NO!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS! YEAH! TAKE THAT!

I should be tired, but I've effed up my shed-u-ull.

*shoots Mr. Sandman in the foot* MAKE ME TIRED, BITCH!

[aubreycolors.livejournal.com]

mmmmm....must say...
Micheli's is now MY favorite California restuarant.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

you are welcome to come with us to Robyn Hitchcock tomorrow.
8pm at Largo. I have reservations for 6.

word.

Re:

[aubreycolors.livejournal.com]

I'll write you at your Yahoo! address.

[photicdriver.livejournal.com]

oh, you are so on crack, dear blu. but then again, who am i to talk? i'm high as a fucking kite on some cheap ass wine.
"i love you man, i'd take a bullet for you....hey, what tha fuck are you lookin' at? im a kick yo ass!"

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I likes me a good crack rock.

I wish I was high as a fucking kite. I wish I was fucking...a kite. Wait....no...

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Up yo' nose wit a rubba hose!

>>I wonder if any kids actually tried that in the 70s? Now it's probably Harry Potter-related accidents, i.e. eyes poked by that damn wizard hat.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Or nasty thigh-splinters from riding broomsticks all day.

Man I hate those.

AMEN, SISTER!

[rachelo.livejournal.com]

Tomatoes are icky. Unless they are in a form prepared and approved by Italians.

Re: AMEN, SISTER!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

YOU READ MY MIIIND!

I had a turkey sandwich from Subway today and apparently when I say "pickles", they hear "tomotoes". So not only was the vile taste of tomato all over my sammich, but there were no pickles. I was sad.

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

I got this survey sent to me in an email a few months ago.

I'll have to see if I still have it. Hmm?

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

YES, YOU SHALL.

*waits patiently for the caps-frenzy to wear off*

Oh, YEAH? BACK ATCHA!

[locopuff.livejournal.com]

1. If you could build your house anywhere, where would it be? On the coast in Oregon.
2. What's your favorite article of clothing? My brown pants.
3. What's your favorite physical feature of the opposite sex? Ass, eyes, hands, cheeks, smile
4. What's the last C.D. you bought? Miss Kittin and the Hacker, Frontline Assembly, Medaeval Baebes
5. Where's your favorite place to be? Ocean
6. Where is your least favorite place to be? At my grandmother's house
7. What's your favorite place to be massaged? boobs!
8. What's most important, strong in mind or strong in body? balance
9. What time do you wake up in the morning? Real fucking early, negro.
10. What's your favorite TV shows? I no watch TV. It used to be Kids in the Hall, The Tick, and Talk Soup, but that was like, five years ago.
11. What is your favorite kitchen appliance? Blender >;)
12. What is your favorite childhood memory? I hated my childhood.
13. What makes you laugh? Porn, reading the paper, being tickled (but I might pee or kick you)
14. What makes you really angry? Dubya, taxes, ridiculous laws, ignorant and hateful people
15. If you could play any instrument what would it be? I played it, the cello.
16. Favorite restaurant? Harbor House
17. Scariest moment of your life? Drowning when I was in 5th grade.
18. If there was a movie made about you, what current/former Hollywood star would play you? Janeane Garafalo
19. Do you believe in afterlife? Life doesn't end.
20. Favorite Children's book. Everybody Poops.
21. What is your least favorite household chore. DISHES
22. What is your favorite season? Autumn. Makes me feel GREAT!
23. If you could have one super power, what would it be? Shape-shift
24. If you have a tattoo, what is it? I don't have a tatto. I'm a prude. Actually, I'm just really poor.
25. Who was your first love? Nehemiah Mayer - first crush, some Jehovah's Witness kid in the 6th grade; Karl Forsberg - first boyfriend-thing
27. Do you prefer cats or dogs? Cats. You pet em and they go away. And they poop all in the same place.
28. What is in the trunk of your car? I don't have a trunk.
31. What is your favorite day? Halloween!
32. Using only one word describe yourself? Bitchen.

HOT DAMN!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I especially agree with #32. :D

work avoidance!

[squeakyrix.livejournal.com]

I am amused.