I thought of this entry while on the toilet

[blustocking]

You, and a guest, have cordially been invited to: SUCK IT.
Please RSVP at your earliest convenience.

I apologize for my stupid-ass/random and/or slap-happy mood currently...and probably for minutes to come...I'm chalking it up to walking 45 minutes to get coffee and a teriyaki chicken bowl. AYM XERCYZING!

hmmm....predatory penguin, COMIN' UP!



Your secret name is: John Rowebotham.
The animal which symbolizes you is: Cancer.
The color of your soul is: Midday.
The celebrity you most resemble is: Circle.
Your special pain or illness is: Cherelle .
Your most important time of day is: blue funk monkey.
The shape of your life is: scrunge.
And the flavor which identifies you most is: eue de waft

Comments

How about...

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

..."Marie Antoinette said, 'Let them eat cake.' I say, let them eat me !"

Sit on my face, and tell me that you love meeeee...

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

OOOOOH, good one.

*gold star*

Ahhh yeah!!

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Well, baby. If I'm suppost to suck it...whip it out.

Damn girl. You soooo hot when you talk like that. You must be a model. When you scream my name, call me ROD! Yeah, I like it like that.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Are you as turned on by ROD as I am. I think we should tag-team that fine hunk of man-meat.

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

He's just the way I like my smoked sausage of porky delight- with a side of hair and musk. Mmm.

Nothing like a bitch twinkie with a RODdy center of creamy goodness to rawk us sluts. *licks finger*

Damn, grab your oars cuz I'm flowing like Niagara Falls over here. :))

[locopuff.livejournal.com]

O_o

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

check it out (http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=sia&itemid=221580)!

uuuuuuuuh huh huh huh huh, Beavith!

[locopuff.livejournal.com]

Dooooooode!

Rod is like, sooooooooo hot! I don't know what you guys are all about! I'd slob on HIS knob like corn on the cob!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

so, you would like to be part of our Rod Harem?

Re: Ahhh yeah!!

[aubreycolors.livejournal.com]

Rod Munch <--Most eligible bachelor.