Hurricane Martha

[blustocking]

Why is it that when I don't do ANYTHING to my hair, which I usally curl but instead decided just to wash and go today, I get compliments from boys about how they like my hair today? O_o

I'd rant about how my boss, recently back from a month in Australia, is pissing me off...but I don't really feel like it.

I get to hang out with God and the Locopuff today!!! XD
AND tomorrow! Schweet.

The novelty of coming into work at 8:30am is wearing thin...

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[motherevol.livejournal.com]

When I would go out on an all night bender and come into work reeking of smoke, whiskey and sex. Looking like, crack ho Barbie that just did the walk of shame home to manage to only brush her teeth. I would get compliments like, "Damn girl, you look like an Italian pornstar. You look hot", when I walked thru the doors of my office.

Something about last nights makeup, a freshly fucked glow and that leopard printed coat always got me an A+ with the fellows. ;)

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Damn...I wish I had that freshly fucked glow.

Did someone actually say you look like an Italian pornstar?! That's neat-O.

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Yes, Mr. Johnston started it and the rest of the nerd herd, at my former place of employment followed suit. Those damn boys, and their compliments! ;)

My friend, Blue (ironic?), that I use to work with also, loved to call me, "Budussey". Which was his way of saying I smelled like butt, dick and pussy all rolled into one. God love a smurf!

See, the type of attention I attract?

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[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I shall call you...

Dibussy or
Pudicutt?