blustocking: (sucks to be you)
blustocking ([personal profile] blustocking) wrote2002-05-10 02:46 pm
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PSA

When attempting to hit on a "chick", do not say this:

"Hey, smile! It doesn't hurt you know!"

In fact, NO ONE should EVER say this to me.
>:)
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[identity profile] lagnolalia.livejournal.com 2002-05-10 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you tell the lame ass to "piss off" like I prescribed (http://www.plasticdolls.com/diaryarchives43.html)?

[identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com 2002-05-10 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I did a "pff-laugh" and when he said "It doesn't hurt you know." I said, "UGH! Ow!".
He was attractive too. Whatta dumbass.
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Re: Ha!

[identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com 2002-05-11 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
oh damn! I'm going to have to start carrying around one. Many accidents will happen and half of my clothes will be bloodied, but it will be WORTH IT! ;)

You said it

[identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com 2002-05-10 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
When attempting to hit on a "chick", do not say this:

"Hey, smile! It doesn't hurt you know!"

>>Just say, "Yeah, it won't hurt as much as what I to do to you if you don't shut up!"

In fact, NO ONE should EVER say this to me.
>:)

[identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com 2002-05-10 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Women have said that to me occasionally. 'scuse me while I vomit.

[identity profile] spacegirllost.livejournal.com 2002-05-10 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
there is nothing that puts me in more of a foul mood than that.

[identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com 2002-05-11 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
a-men. Especially when they're the really perky, happy type. ;)

that's always really annoying.

[identity profile] squeakyrix.livejournal.com 2002-05-10 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't count the number of times I've heard that said to me...

Re: that's always really annoying.

[identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com 2002-05-11 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
yes, it's very unoriginal. Bleh!

[identity profile] rainstories.livejournal.com 2002-05-11 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
hmmm, what about:

"Hey, SMILE, so i don't fucking HIT you right now!"

will that one work on you?

>;0)

[identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com 2002-05-11 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmm...I don't know. Try it next time you see me.

[identity profile] rainstories.livejournal.com 2002-05-15 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
DOUBLE DAMN!!!

i just saw you and I FORGOT TO USE THE LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[identity profile] rainstories.livejournal.com 2002-05-20 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..................
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