The Deep End? More like The Deep...Uh...Piece of....Crap...yeah.

[blustocking]

The Deep End blows. I wouldn't have even finished it had it not been for that sexy Croatian boy. Towards the end, you know, the point where you give up and just start shouting out dialogue and funny-funnies, I said, "THIS ALL WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU WEREN'T THE GAY!".

But seriously...the writing was horrible, the dramatic pauses were just funny, the music was cheap, the acting was overdone, and I find it very hard to sympathize with a character who makes REALLY bad choices, repeatedly...I mean, REALLY bad. Dumb-bad. p.s. what the hell was up with the father-in-law coming in at all the inappropriate moments...save that for light-hearted, shite sitcoms thank you.

Bah.

Poop. I have to go back to work tomorrow. Plus, I got crap from my boss for staying home today..even though I was swollen, in pain, and generally not-in-good-shape. Whatever.

Off to sell porn on Ebay...

Comments

[loeilinvisible.livejournal.com]

Oh hell. I was halfway through your rant before I realized you were talking about "the Deep End" and not "the Deep Eynde". Silly me.

Hope things are shaping up there. Hope to see you soon. Not here at the tornadohaus 'til the remodeling storm passes, but anywheres.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

tornadohaus...heheheh. I can't wait to see the place when it's done...not that I saw it before...but..bah, I just wanna hang out with you crazy kids. :)

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[loeilinvisible.livejournal.com]

We'll have a massive house rewarming when the deco is done. You'll be there, no if's and's or butts.

I feel you, yo

[haddob.livejournal.com]

I didn't even finish the movie! It said it was the best suspense movie of the year! They said it was Hitchcockian in nature! Balls, I say.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I emphatically second your "balls".

:D

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

At first I thought you were talking about that kooky webstore Off the Deep End. At least jumping to conclusions is good exercise...

Towards the end, you know, the point where you give up and just start shouting out dialogue and funny-funnies, I said, "THIS ALL WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU WEREN'T THE GAY!".

>>Did you say that in a Mango voice?

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Nope. Mom-voice.