blustocking | (no subject)

sum phunee poop.

"Jill likes the idea of a large table with leaves." (Do I EVER!)

"Jill likes to smile a lot, but Danny seems to be a bit confused." (AAAAAAAhahahaha!)

"Jill likes to pretend she knows how to play the piano and the guitar." (*sob* My Mom says I'm good! *sob*)

Okay...I had to do the whole thing on this one, it's too good:

"See Jill run. Jack runs after Jill. Jill likes to run. Jill likes it when Jack runs.
Jack likes to run. ... Jack likes to catch Jill. Jill likes to try to escape." (it's funny because it's true.)

"Jill likes to know all about the contestant and her pageant." (What IS it like to be Miss Wisconsin? I WANT TO KNOW!)

"Jill Likes it Hot." (nuff said.)

"JILL LIKES TO PARTY!" (like, omg! I am SOOOOO drunk!)

"Jill likes to play Soccer." (I do actually...soccer is fun.)

"Jill likes to back into parking spaces so she can make a quick getaway." (you never know when the heat will be on, knowwhatI'msayin?)

"Jill likes Jack but Jill's going out with Jack's co-worker Elisa" (again with the lesbian thing)

"jill likes nsync's mcdonalds commercial better because : Nysnc rocks especially JUSTIN" (that's a TOTAL lie, Lance is way cuter.)

"Jill likes to play and coach softball." (read: Jill is a big butch lesbeathean)

"Jill likes beans." (oh...excuse me. *blush*)

"Jill likes to watch gay pornos in her spare time." (yes, I love the gays.)

"jill likes me so i cant be that bad to talk to." (pff, think again.)

"Jill likes to play around with her big and black monster cock!" (only on Tuesdays)

"Jill likes to wear thigh-high nylons, short miniskirts, and spike heels." (only on Thursdays)

"Jill likes women from Duluth." (DOOD, have you SEEN some Duluth women?! Ssssssizzle!)

"Jill likes to sing (and usually dance) with every song that comes out of the radio. She's like a happy ADD kid on crack..." (I LIKE THE COMMERCIALS A LOT YES I DO!)

"Jill likes to show the Guys what she's got After this night Jill hooked up with one of my m8's Antony ! I think he liked what she DID'NT have on." (hot damn I'm a hoor)

"Jill likes jazz and paintings of cowboys. And she's hot." (DOOD! Jazz AND cowboy paintings?! She's too perfect to be real!)

"Jill likes my pet goat." (you kids and your crazy terms...ahaha! GET IT?! Kids! shutup.)

"Jill likes to control things" (heh, yep.)

"Jill likes cans." (I like aluminum but tin REALLY turns me on.)