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[blustocking]

Hello, your mom!

This will be the main page of my future website. I hope to create an image map of a blood/seal type thing with my spirally-J signature stamped in the middle. The droplets will be the links to other pages. I have no idea how to do any of this...but dammit, I'll find out.

SHA!

Comments

bah

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

you're just jealous.
;)

I have no "fans"...I have friends. :p

Re: bah

[ex-sia857.livejournal.com]

No, J, let me correct you:

Friends tell you the truth all the time, but only if it's negative can you be assured that it is, in fact, the truth. For instance, if I tell you that you have perfect skin [which you do], that's only to confuse you into thinking that I'm not a bitch. If I tell you that I think you're a big asshole, well, then those MUST be my true feelings. Likewise, if I AVOID telling you that I think you're a big asshole, then I'm just afraid of your wrath and don't have the balls to stand up to you.

If anyone says anything positive about you, it means that they are only kissing your ass in order to curry your favor.

Trust me - I'm only saying nice things about you so that you'll like me. I'm sure it's the same for everyone else. [hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaa]

;)

(This message brought to you by my own latent bitterness that I've been accused time and time again of having no friends - only sycophants. Here's where I would normally insert the 'rolling eyes' action tag, but I can't insert an action tag into parentheses because something about that is just wrong. Heh.)

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

bwaahahahaha!

Nice!