2 kEwL 4 werds

[blustocking]

LIKE OMG! I WON A DOLLAR ON MY LOTTERY TICKET!
OMG!!!!1 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

Now don't think you can all cozy up to me now just to get some money.
Vultures.

;)

Comments

Get me a green card, baby.

[masquerader.livejournal.com]

Yer right. That's the only reason I want ye. Yer American "Cash".
Why be it that every time I go te me friends list, yer the first post on it? Post Whore.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Yes...I knew you were dying to become a citizen of this fine land.
I'M BORED, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! The porn business be very slow today.
:)

Re:

[masquerader.livejournal.com]

So get on AIM 'n entertain me.

I wish I could

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

But we're not allowed...security issues and all.
:(

[qat.livejournal.com]

Hah, that reminds the lame-o pop culture idiotic tvshow-loving ho in me of an episode of Beavis and Butthead, where the popular girl in their school offers to give them a dollar if they'll leave her alone. Butthead says, "Whoah, a dollar!" and envisions babes in bikinis, hot tubs, guitars, and all the other grandiose things his adolescent retarded mind thinks a dollar can acquire. As for Beavis - well, Beavis just sees....... a dollar, a lone, solitary dollar, flapping in the breeze. And he looks as puzzled and perplexed as one with no brain possibly can.

A DOLLAR!

Can you buy a Slurpee with that?

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Gotta love Beavis and Butthead. There's something to be said for TRULY mindless entertainment.
:D

Yesssss...nacho cheese wishes and slurpee dreams. It is all coming together.

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

I want my TWO dollars!

I'll take half of that as a down payment.
;)

Re:

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

WHERE'S MA TREE FITTY, BEEHATCH?!

ahahahahhahaha

[haddob.livejournal.com]

ehehehe..ohoo....ahha...

"bee hatch."


hahahaa...


QUICKLY! OPEN THE BEE HATCH!


hoo ho hoooo...


that's my new favorite thing.

DO I AMUSE YOU?!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

yeah? good.

CAUSE YOU ARE SO THE GAY!

XD