Ok, buttfaces...
Jul. 8th, 2002 04:37 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
blustockingI made a REAL, for REALS, personal ad on Yahoo. And here is my bio:
"I work full time (porn) and go to school (barely), thus making it hard to meet people (I'm shy, tee hee). So I thought, what the hell (that's true, I think that a lot). I'm rather artistic (I LIKE CRAYONS!). I adore new music (DOOD, PLAY SOME SKYNARD!). And I occasionally think I'm going to be a writer (of greeting cards). I like road trips and I'd love to be able to travel more (take me to Europe). I also think I'm pretty funny (shutup). And one day, I shall marry Eddie Izzard (mais oui!). THE END."
Maybe I'll put it in my LJ bio.
Other than that, I'm sick with worry.
BUT HOW ARE YOU?!
:(
Do I plead Not Guilty, or No Contest? *sob* I'm so confused. There are good reasons for each. Not Guilty, I'd have to go through a trial, and possibly piss off a judge for wasting the court's time. No Contest and I get slapped with some heavy poop immediately. All in all though, I can deal with the heavy poop, so I might just plead No Contest so that I save myself an aggravated ulcer. However, I was not pulled over, I was not in the car when they got me. That is the only way I could possibly get a lesser sentence. Slim, but do I take the chance?
I guess I'll just wait and see tomorrow morning and decide then
"I work full time (porn) and go to school (barely), thus making it hard to meet people (I'm shy, tee hee). So I thought, what the hell (that's true, I think that a lot). I'm rather artistic (I LIKE CRAYONS!). I adore new music (DOOD, PLAY SOME SKYNARD!). And I occasionally think I'm going to be a writer (of greeting cards). I like road trips and I'd love to be able to travel more (take me to Europe). I also think I'm pretty funny (shutup). And one day, I shall marry Eddie Izzard (mais oui!). THE END."
Maybe I'll put it in my LJ bio.
Other than that, I'm sick with worry.
BUT HOW ARE YOU?!
:(
Do I plead Not Guilty, or No Contest? *sob* I'm so confused. There are good reasons for each. Not Guilty, I'd have to go through a trial, and possibly piss off a judge for wasting the court's time. No Contest and I get slapped with some heavy poop immediately. All in all though, I can deal with the heavy poop, so I might just plead No Contest so that I save myself an aggravated ulcer. However, I was not pulled over, I was not in the car when they got me. That is the only way I could possibly get a lesser sentence. Slim, but do I take the chance?
I guess I'll just wait and see tomorrow morning and decide then
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Date: 2002-07-08 04:52 pm (UTC)Whatever happens, I wish you the lesser amount of poop. Poop stinks.
Heh. There used to be this commercial for a southern rock record collection on TV where there were two stupid looking hippies sitting next to a Volkswagon van.
"Is that Freebird, man?
Yeah!
Well, turn it up man!!"
I'm tramautized because I have this 12 year old commercial burned into my head.
Freedom Rock!
Date: 2002-07-08 04:54 pm (UTC)Re: Freedom Rock!
Date: 2002-07-08 04:56 pm (UTC)"Is that Freedom Rock, man?
Yeah.
Well, turn it up, man"
That's how it went.
haha.
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Date: 2002-07-08 05:17 pm (UTC)Thank you. :}
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Date: 2002-07-08 05:38 pm (UTC):)
p.s. If you are feeling freaked out tonight or tomorrow- email me, or you can always Yahoo IM me. The name is motherevol666 (naturally). I added you to my chat list a week ago. Feel free to *ping* me whenever. Good luck Jill.