Ok, buttfaces...
Jul. 8th, 2002 04:37 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
blustockingI made a REAL, for REALS, personal ad on Yahoo. And here is my bio:
"I work full time (porn) and go to school (barely), thus making it hard to meet people (I'm shy, tee hee). So I thought, what the hell (that's true, I think that a lot). I'm rather artistic (I LIKE CRAYONS!). I adore new music (DOOD, PLAY SOME SKYNARD!). And I occasionally think I'm going to be a writer (of greeting cards). I like road trips and I'd love to be able to travel more (take me to Europe). I also think I'm pretty funny (shutup). And one day, I shall marry Eddie Izzard (mais oui!). THE END."
Maybe I'll put it in my LJ bio.
Other than that, I'm sick with worry.
BUT HOW ARE YOU?!
:(
Do I plead Not Guilty, or No Contest? *sob* I'm so confused. There are good reasons for each. Not Guilty, I'd have to go through a trial, and possibly piss off a judge for wasting the court's time. No Contest and I get slapped with some heavy poop immediately. All in all though, I can deal with the heavy poop, so I might just plead No Contest so that I save myself an aggravated ulcer. However, I was not pulled over, I was not in the car when they got me. That is the only way I could possibly get a lesser sentence. Slim, but do I take the chance?
I guess I'll just wait and see tomorrow morning and decide then
"I work full time (porn) and go to school (barely), thus making it hard to meet people (I'm shy, tee hee). So I thought, what the hell (that's true, I think that a lot). I'm rather artistic (I LIKE CRAYONS!). I adore new music (DOOD, PLAY SOME SKYNARD!). And I occasionally think I'm going to be a writer (of greeting cards). I like road trips and I'd love to be able to travel more (take me to Europe). I also think I'm pretty funny (shutup). And one day, I shall marry Eddie Izzard (mais oui!). THE END."
Maybe I'll put it in my LJ bio.
Other than that, I'm sick with worry.
BUT HOW ARE YOU?!
:(
Do I plead Not Guilty, or No Contest? *sob* I'm so confused. There are good reasons for each. Not Guilty, I'd have to go through a trial, and possibly piss off a judge for wasting the court's time. No Contest and I get slapped with some heavy poop immediately. All in all though, I can deal with the heavy poop, so I might just plead No Contest so that I save myself an aggravated ulcer. However, I was not pulled over, I was not in the car when they got me. That is the only way I could possibly get a lesser sentence. Slim, but do I take the chance?
I guess I'll just wait and see tomorrow morning and decide then
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...lookin'.
Date: 2002-07-08 05:18 pm (UTC)Thanks poopypants. :)
Hey, good lookin'! We'll be back to pick you up later!
Date: 2002-07-08 05:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-07-08 05:45 pm (UTC)There is! There is!
Date: 2002-07-08 06:06 pm (UTC)http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0439049989/qid=1026176645/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/103-1026006-6996619
I guess my memory ain't so foogety after all.
my bookstore years are fading...
Date: 2002-07-08 06:16 pm (UTC)I have this (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0152420371/qid=1026177318/sr=2-3/ref=sr_2_3/102-9142851-6370500) one. :D
Urge to kill fading... fading... fading...
Date: 2002-07-08 06:22 pm (UTC)