Ok, buttfaces...

[blustocking]

I made a REAL, for REALS, personal ad on Yahoo. And here is my bio:

"I work full time (porn) and go to school (barely), thus making it hard to meet people (I'm shy, tee hee). So I thought, what the hell (that's true, I think that a lot). I'm rather artistic (I LIKE CRAYONS!). I adore new music (DOOD, PLAY SOME SKYNARD!). And I occasionally think I'm going to be a writer (of greeting cards). I like road trips and I'd love to be able to travel more (take me to Europe). I also think I'm pretty funny (shutup). And one day, I shall marry Eddie Izzard (mais oui!). THE END."

Maybe I'll put it in my LJ bio.

Other than that, I'm sick with worry.
BUT HOW ARE YOU?!

:(
Do I plead Not Guilty, or No Contest? *sob* I'm so confused. There are good reasons for each. Not Guilty, I'd have to go through a trial, and possibly piss off a judge for wasting the court's time. No Contest and I get slapped with some heavy poop immediately. All in all though, I can deal with the heavy poop, so I might just plead No Contest so that I save myself an aggravated ulcer. However, I was not pulled over, I was not in the car when they got me. That is the only way I could possibly get a lesser sentence. Slim, but do I take the chance?
I guess I'll just wait and see tomorrow morning and decide then

Comments

[qat.livejournal.com]

All, and I mean all, my good luck wishes and thoughts and kat-luv are with you for tomorrow Baby Blu.

I wish I were a lawyer, I'd have yo back and advise you.

As it is, I dunno what to say except beat the man and defend yo ayazz.

And again, love and luck.

[masquerader.livejournal.com]

Actually bein' a lawyer nae be as fun or easy as it be on the tely. Ye cannae punch yer client, or the other lawyer's client. It's all tedious. But iffin ye dress like mack daddy, female judges, 'n occasionally male (eesh..) will side with ye.
The one thing I learned from law school.

[qat.livejournal.com]

"Actually bein' a lawyer nae be as fun or easy as it be on the tely. Ye cannae punch yer client, or the other lawyer's client."

Aww, where's the fun in that? Sheesh.

Also, most lawyers never see the inside of a courtroom, period. I have lots of lawyer friends, and they do out-of-court work almost exclusively. Tax lawyers, contract lawyers, etc. Not litigators.


"But iffin ye dress like mack daddy, female judges, 'n occasionally male (eesh..) will side with ye.
The one thing I learned from law school."

Well don't say they never taught you anything! :)

On a lesser scale, kind of like the golden rule of crossing the street against the light: if you're an attractive girl wearing a really short, cute outfit and you have long blonde hair, rules of traffic lights just don't apply to you. It would be pretty damn sweet if it weren't so disgusting.

[masquerader.livejournal.com]

Well she'd be dead, in me case. Me Vette dinnae break fer anyone. *grins*

[qat.livejournal.com]

As well it should be. Men who brake and slow up traffic just to gawk at tits deserve to be run into from behind and sustain whiplash.

Just the other week I was crossing the street - with the light - and some cocksnot in a sports car was crossing the intersection, as I was, in the opposite direction. He stopped dead on in full moving traffic like the pathetic hick he was to whistle and make "flattering" comments to me, when a polic car pulled out of nowehere and busted his dumb ass. I laughed at his pain in glee and went on with my day.

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[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I cried myself out of a speeding ticket once. The officer even offered to escort me home.
O_o EWWWWWWW!