ALMOST better than customer support emails...

[blustocking]

oh daaaaaaaaaaag, it was worth the $19.95 just to get responses like this:

"Wow how exciting! I never know people in that business. I know some of the people in the business. If you could help me meet Silva Saint it would be great. I want to pay her for a one night stand no matter what it cost! I would mortage my house! Please help!!!! Are you a performer? Can you send me your nude and hardcore pictures? I could rent you for a day, night, or hours, maybe minutes...?"

Momma, I'm gonna marry dat man.

Comments

[catnamedcosette.livejournal.com]

You had to pay $19.95 to post an online ad at Yahoo? Or was it just to read the responses you got?

how YOU doin

[spasmolytic.livejournal.com]

can i buy you for 150 seconds?

FOR TEH SEX??!!!1!?/

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Why does he automatically assume you're movies? "Rent" seems like an odd term. I could see some Far Side comic with the sign "Humans for Rent. Must speak ook."

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[haddob.livejournal.com]

Can you send me your nude and hardcore pictures?

Are you going to respond?

[lagnolalia.livejournal.com]

"Rent you"?

Fucking freaks.

[patina.livejournal.com]

Oh, Blu. Your post made grape juice shoot out of my nose. It is evil, I tell you!