ALMOST better than customer support emails...

[blustocking]

oh daaaaaaaaaaag, it was worth the $19.95 just to get responses like this:

"Wow how exciting! I never know people in that business. I know some of the people in the business. If you could help me meet Silva Saint it would be great. I want to pay her for a one night stand no matter what it cost! I would mortage my house! Please help!!!! Are you a performer? Can you send me your nude and hardcore pictures? I could rent you for a day, night, or hours, maybe minutes...?"

Momma, I'm gonna marry dat man.

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[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Why does he automatically assume you're movies? "Rent" seems like an odd term. I could see some Far Side comic with the sign "Humans for Rent. Must speak ook."