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[blustocking]

Went to the VADGE doctor this morning. Other than that...here's some more personal ad fun:

"Very interesting ad.........So ur in "the industry"!?
Hmmm........Well if ur4 real drop me a line....

Peace, D.W."

I responded with....

"You replied to my ad just because it said "porn", didn't you?"

Yeah, there are a few like that. I know I work in porn, you guys know I work in porn...but the ad was a JOKE. Fucking hell. There are a few that are getting it though. But sheesh...

I am wearing leather boots today and I like grabbing my ankle. It is TEH SEXY.

Oh man...I hate these people, but they are amusing. Here's the above guy's response to my inquiry:

"I didn't reply just becuase of the word porn - but I had to ask because that's not typical for a person to reveal such things up front. If you don't like those kind of inquiries you should delete the word porn from your profile (common sense - don't you think?)"

AND MY RESPONSE:

"No, because it was a joke. All the words in the parentheses were THE FUNNY. See? Jeebus. Good way to weed out the idiots though."

Comments

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Do you work with porn or are you in porn sweet muffin?

Cuz, I like the girls that like it doggy stylee. WOOF!

*snort*

You're such an ankle-grabber

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

I like THE FUNNY. :)

"No, because it was a joke. All the words in the parentheses were THE FUNNY. See? Jeebus. Good way to weed out the idiots though."

>>So I was right. Go figure. Hee.

[lucidlife.livejournal.com]

So, since you work in porn...does that mean I have a chance w/ you?


please get 'THE FUNNY.'

TEH PHUNEE!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

hahaha! Yes, all of these chargebacks make me loose as a goose.

Ka-ching!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Chargebacks? Will I get an invoice at the end of the month?

Re: TEH PHUNEE!

[aubreycolors.livejournal.com]

Chargebacks are The Sexy.

So are credits, and statements, and taxes, and data entry, and....

damn, I'm all hot now, must retreat to the last stall.

Your job is just too much! How can you stand that many turn-ons all day every day??

[catnamedcosette.livejournal.com]

Maybe I'm naive, but what's a VADGE doctor? I keep trying to work it out, but to no avail.

And...when are you just going to admit to us all that you work IN PORN. I've seen you sneak over to the studio on a Thursday when the live strip is going on! ;)

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Vadge=VAGINA.
Cootch.
poo-see.
etc.

I SNEAK OVER THERE FOR TEH FOOD!

(I need to stop with the "teh"...I stole it from spasmolytic and now I'm running it into the ground, yo.)

[catnamedcosette.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's what they all say. "I'm just here for the food!"

Funny, "vagina" was the first thing I thought of, but I figured I was probably wrong, thus my reason for asking. I miss your doctor (well, not your's but that office, I hate the, as you so eloquently put it, VADGE doctor I recently went to out here).

[qat.livejournal.com]

I like Vadge Doctor better than what I usually call them... Pussy Pokers.

Don't forget that I coined "lvoe."

Aye coined "jsut."

;)

Lvoe,
Kat

Re:

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

oooo, I was not aware of the "jsut"!

I only recently discovered the joys of using "lvoe". It is uplifting. :D

[qat.livejournal.com]

I lvoe lvoe!

uhhh yeah

[lagnolalia.livejournal.com]

Cretins.