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[blustocking]

This one just pisses me off:

"Dear Ms. Bluebeard,

Wondering if you're still seeking?

I am a married, 39 year old, fit 6 ft.1 in., 210 lb,
filmmaker, a producer/director doing commercials and
television for the last 16 years.

Looking for a very physical, fling, spice, romance, "
une liaison dangereuse," call it what you will. Told
I?m a very generous lover, stimulating, oral, sensual,
seductive and devilishly discreet.

Hope we can catch up soon. My email is
XXXXXXXXXXXX

Yours, A Knight"

Oh yeah, A Knight...and his username is chivalrous2u2001. ASShole.
Whatever.

I can't believe you jerks have the nerve to trash the French in my journal. JOO KNOW I LVOE THE FRENCH!!!!1
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>...............THERE, CUT THOSE OFF, DAMN LIVEJOURNAL

Comments

[iamwells.livejournal.com]

What a fucker. That's the kind of guy who I hope DOES find somebody. I hope that he extends his hand to shake the hand of his date, who immediately lifts up a Polaraoid and takes his picture, and then submits it to all of the personals sites as a fake ad (but with some sense of truth) so that someone who is friends with his wife will come across it.

"Very physical fling"
Does he really think there is a properly eloquent way of saying "I just want to fuck you?"

I like that the only french he knows is the title of a play. Well, he probably knows how to say La Cage aux Folles as well, but doesn't know how to use it in a sentence that will get him laid.

il est un ASSHOLE

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA! If I weren't such a squeamish girl, I'd do just that. But the thought of meeting a guy like that in person (knowing what he thinks) makes me ill. Pff, you know he probably used babblefish to translate that. ;)