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[blustocking]

I'd really like to beat someone up right now....no on in particular, just WANNA.
Randomly jabbing this letter opener into my skin will have to SUFFICE.

>:|

Comments

[opheliadreams.livejournal.com]

Um...ouch.

ha

[haddob.livejournal.com]

I think I'm beginning to believe in Astrology.

[bedlammessiah.livejournal.com]

"I want you to hit me as hard as you can"

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

boddah, I'm glad you didn't die.
Now let me punch you.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

uh oh...you might summon masquerader with that comment.

Beat this

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

*inserts big evol ghetto booty inbetween Jill's LJ page*

[lucidlife.livejournal.com]

I feel you. Maybe it's because I just got played and I'm drinking whiskey....but bring it on...letter opener and all.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

bwahahahaha!

Re:

[bedlammessiah.livejournal.com]

Will he hit me in thee ear?

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

it's quite possible.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Awww...now what fun would it be to stab the willing?
Whisky'll do that to ya....hang in there champ. See, now you wanna hit me...doncha?
;)

no

[haddob.livejournal.com]

I was serious

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[lucidlife.livejournal.com]

Put 'em up, sucka!

[masquerader.livejournal.com]

Letter openers? Punchin'? Sexual frustration!? I'm so here!

Re: no

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Oh. You..were?
In that case, care for some punch (http://www.vegsoc.org/cordonvert/recipes/pics/punch.jpg)?

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Sheeeeeot beech! I'ma take you DAOWWWN!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Color me shocked.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

No jabbing, please. We like you too much.

The Saftey Jab

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

She can jab if she wants to. She can poke herself in the thigh. Cause if she don't jab, well, then she don't jab and she's no friend of mine...

She can jab, she can jab, everybody show us your shank!
She can jab, she can jab, 'scemi shut your skaaaaank (hole)!

*snort*whistle*honk*

Re: The Saftey Jab

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

You loved that song in junior high school, didn't you? I bet you wanted to have the lead "singer"'s baby. :)

Re: *poke*poke*

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Why, when you already beat me to the punch...or should I say "JAB"? Hmm?

Don't make me come over there!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

No, I do not have the gay. I remember seeing a headline a few years ago on the National Enquirer: "Evol to have washed-up singer's two headed love child." Awww yeah!

BRING IT ON BIZNATCH!

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

I'll beat a knot so far up your arse that you'll be sneezing twine for a week!

Re: BRING IT ON BIZNATCH!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

daaaaamn, she said fuuuuuuck yoooooou.

Kiss this!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

You're so full of shit that you wipe your mouth with toilet paper. No smooches for you!

Re: BRING IT ON BIZNATCH!

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

HAHA!

I also told him that the best thing about him dribbled down his mama's ass crack too.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn! I am ON!
*snap*

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

oh MAN! that is nasty in all the wrong, but oh so right, ways.

:D

Re: BRING IT ON BIZNATCH!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

You left your best years in Chicago. *pbbt* Welcome to the Battlezone, mon cherie.

Did you enjoy washing those bedsheets this morning? *wink*

Time to put on my eff you boots & kick some arse!

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

So you are the cum stains on the bedsheets of life.

Niiiiiiiiiiiice.

You little effandgee

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

You're a zit on the ass of humanity. Butt donuts unite!

This means war!

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

VAGINAL BLOOD FART!

Now shutty, Mr. Stiffy!
:P

Ya long-eared galoot!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

You should really see a doctor about that. The neighbors keep complaining about the noise and the mess.

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[lucidlife.livejournal.com]

I hope so.

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[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Haha.
Awww, now I feel bad. Still....*punches you out*
Joo needed ta sleep anyway.
;)

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[lucidlife.livejournal.com]

Whirred. I'd rather you knock my ass out than keep drinking. Where's my bottle?

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[bedlammessiah.livejournal.com]

Never really cured a smart mouth though, did it?

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[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I hid it. You're really, really cold.

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[lucidlife.livejournal.com]

Cold? Like shivering?

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[blustocking.livejournal.com]

nooooo, cold as in the game. You're hot or warm if you're close to finding it, cold if you're not. Drunk-ass beeatch. ;)

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[lucidlife.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm not very good at games anyhow. ::brrr::

[spacegirllost.livejournal.com]

O_o

punch someone?
um... no?


you okay there?
i'm a little queasy after reading about vaginal smegging blood farts.
ewwwwwww!

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Gadnammit buscemi!

You made me upset the babys belly.

Now you're really in trouble!

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[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I'm alright. Just wanna punch something/someone once and awhile. :)

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[blustocking.livejournal.com]

nope. Is there a cure?

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[bedlammessiah.livejournal.com]

Lots and lots ov sex.

(well, not really, but it's always worth a try anyway)

[spacegirllost.livejournal.com]

i understand that...
i just go have a cigarette or scream in my car.
helps a lot. :)

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[blustocking.livejournal.com]

haha...at first I thought that said "love and lots of sex" and I said HELLS YEAH! and then I saw what it really said and I said, HELLS YEAH!

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[bedlammessiah.livejournal.com]

well, your version may work better, actually. Science is mysteriously silent on this matter altogether

make sure the windows rolled up...

[(Anonymous)]

i go for coffee and bitch about it for hours...or i play with my doggy...hes nuts...and currently sleeping under the coffee table...wooo...its a sign!
..(and yes..he still has his nuts)

~SPoOoK