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I'd really like to beat someone up right now....no on in particular, just WANNA.
Randomly jabbing this letter opener into my skin will have to SUFFICE.

>:|

The Saftey Jab

Date: 2002-07-15 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] motherevol.livejournal.com
She can jab if she wants to. She can poke herself in the thigh. Cause if she don't jab, well, then she don't jab and she's no friend of mine...

She can jab, she can jab, everybody show us your shank!
She can jab, she can jab, 'scemi shut your skaaaaank (hole)!

*snort*whistle*honk*

Re: The Saftey Jab

Date: 2002-07-15 10:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com
You loved that song in junior high school, didn't you? I bet you wanted to have the lead "singer"'s baby. :)

Re: *poke*poke*

Date: 2002-07-15 10:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] motherevol.livejournal.com
Why, when you already beat me to the punch...or should I say "JAB"? Hmm?

Don't make me come over there!

Date: 2002-07-15 10:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com
No, I do not have the gay. I remember seeing a headline a few years ago on the National Enquirer: "Evol to have washed-up singer's two headed love child." Awww yeah!

BRING IT ON BIZNATCH!

Date: 2002-07-15 11:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] motherevol.livejournal.com
I'll beat a knot so far up your arse that you'll be sneezing twine for a week!

Re: BRING IT ON BIZNATCH!

Date: 2002-07-15 11:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com
daaaaamn, she said fuuuuuuck yoooooou.

Re: BRING IT ON BIZNATCH!

Date: 2002-07-15 11:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] motherevol.livejournal.com
HAHA!

I also told him that the best thing about him dribbled down his mama's ass crack too.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn! I am ON!
*snap*

Date: 2002-07-15 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com
oh MAN! that is nasty in all the wrong, but oh so right, ways.

:D

Re: BRING IT ON BIZNATCH!

Date: 2002-07-15 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com
You left your best years in Chicago. *pbbt* Welcome to the Battlezone, mon cherie.

Did you enjoy washing those bedsheets this morning? *wink*
From: [identity profile] motherevol.livejournal.com
So you are the cum stains on the bedsheets of life.

Niiiiiiiiiiiice.

You little effandgee

Date: 2002-07-15 11:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com
You're a zit on the ass of humanity. Butt donuts unite!

This means war!

Date: 2002-07-15 11:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] motherevol.livejournal.com
VAGINAL BLOOD FART!

Now shutty, Mr. Stiffy!
:P

Ya long-eared galoot!

Date: 2002-07-15 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com
You should really see a doctor about that. The neighbors keep complaining about the noise and the mess.

Kiss this!

Date: 2002-07-15 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com
You're so full of shit that you wipe your mouth with toilet paper. No smooches for you!

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