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[blustocking]

Awww..I just love AIM.

some dude: he can i ask you something
Me: shoot
some dude: age
Me: 24
some dude: what nationality are you
Me: cracka
some dude: hmm well have you ever had a threesome
Me: nice...why do you ask?
some dude: curious about them i guess
Me: do I know you from somewhere?
some dude: no
some dude: so do you have a pic
Me: why did you IM me then?
some dude: well ok me and a friend want to try a threesome
Me: have at it
some dude: huh
Me: I hear there are some good hookers down on Santa Monica and La Brea...go for it.

He stopped talking to me after that...some people just don't appreciate my humor.

What is with tonight? I am now talking to 3 people at the same time...but only one of the conversations is good. >;) (glazedlife, this is after I talked to you, didn't want you to think I was being mean. :)

Oh, and I have viruses on my computer...I blame the cable. I never had this problem with the DSL. I'm beginning to think PacBell was worth it, even though they are assholes. *sigh* Can't win. Hate PacBell, switch to Adelphia and MCI and what companies start going under...oh yeah, Adelphia and MCI. I rock.

Comments

Yer off the team.

[masquerader.livejournal.com]

I talk te ye fer three hours, 'n some threesome wantin' fuck gets posted? *folds 'is arms* Well then. ;)

[bedlammessiah.livejournal.com]

I think thee moment some random person asks you about your age in thee first few sentences then you know this conversation is heading South quickly. It's fairly likely to be followed by "Hey, U got pic?" or for thee more adventurous types "U like phonesex?"

I find it really sad how net-pervs are prone to conventions

i dont ASL on the first date....

[(Anonymous)]

thats what i always tellem.
and its always a sure creep sign when they ignore yer questions and then ask you for a pick...
"who are YOU? do i know you from some where.."
"no...hey do you got a pic?"
.....yeah..k...byeee...LOL
...i had more troubles with my cable company than my phone company..but the internetage was the weeist bit better.
ive noticed that every day on the news some other investment company or big company people invest in is
shown to have been fudging there totals..or lieing some how..a new one every day...the land of stocks is falling apart....
~spook~

Hahaha!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Me: I hear there are some good hookers down on Santa Monica and La Brea...go for it.

>>You rule!

Sorry to hear about that virus crapola. Do you have Norton Internet Security?

Re: Hahaha!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

haha, thanks! :)

I do, 3 were quarantined, and 3 were unrepairable, so I deleted the files...heh, they didn't look important.

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[blustocking.livejournal.com]

yeah! Get creative, pervs!

oh the "team" eh?

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I'm not good at sharing.

Anyway, you were the good conversation I was referring to, bitch.
;)

[livingimpaired.livejournal.com]

ok i admit it...it was me.. i just wanted your hot ass jill. haha. JK.

ok so check this out, i could probably email you but i know you live on this thing so i leave it for you here. you want to drive down to sd with me for con (if you have the full time off)? turns out amy came back and drew is coming down with her on the 1 or 2 days she has off. so if my car will be fixed and ok by then and will make it down (crosses fingers), you want to go with me? this way you won't have to take the train. let me know. i'll give you a call later today. if you are home you want to go out and do something? ummk i shush. and wooo!!! a cracka!! awww yeah *bite* oh damn i am delusional. we so need to go out and meet hot boys. maybe we should start looking under rocks or something because i swear they are all hiding.

[xylocaine.livejournal.com]

damnit, I wish I had AIM conversations like that.. no one talks to me anymore.. feh..

I appreciate your humor muchly.. very very good humor

[catnamedcosette.livejournal.com]

First, you are fucking funny.

Second, have you thought about getting a firewall? Besides the whole virus issue, cable modems aren't very secure with passwords and such (although you should already know this Miss Tech Support). :)

[catnamedcosette.livejournal.com]

I mean, you "probably" already know that. That's not as mean sounding. :)

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

thanks!

Yeah, I have a router (the one Staci bought) with a firewall, but we can't get it to work with the cable. And since I'm not home enough, or care enough, to fix it, it stays the way it is. We've both tried to hook it up numerous times...though, you know...she has much more time than I do and should be trying to make it work as we speak. Feh.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

:( I am 90% sure I cannot go to Con. I am very, very sad. Alas, I have to be responsible and work. This community service thing is even harder than I expected.

But when I get my schedule settled, we definitely need to find some man-meat.

Spanks!!!!!!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

put "porn" in your profile, you'll get lots of winners. ;)

Re: Spanks!!!!!!

[xylocaine.livejournal.com]

hrm. that'd work.. but what happens when that itch for intelligent conversation arises?

[livingimpaired.livejournal.com]

aww damn that fucking sucks. ): this makes me sad. you just hafta... and yeah we need to go searching for man-meat soon jsut tell me when since you have the super filled schedule and i have the empty one.

;)

[masquerader.livejournal.com]

Damn right!