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[blustocking]

Awww..I just love AIM.

some dude: he can i ask you something
Me: shoot
some dude: age
Me: 24
some dude: what nationality are you
Me: cracka
some dude: hmm well have you ever had a threesome
Me: nice...why do you ask?
some dude: curious about them i guess
Me: do I know you from somewhere?
some dude: no
some dude: so do you have a pic
Me: why did you IM me then?
some dude: well ok me and a friend want to try a threesome
Me: have at it
some dude: huh
Me: I hear there are some good hookers down on Santa Monica and La Brea...go for it.

He stopped talking to me after that...some people just don't appreciate my humor.

What is with tonight? I am now talking to 3 people at the same time...but only one of the conversations is good. >;) (glazedlife, this is after I talked to you, didn't want you to think I was being mean. :)

Oh, and I have viruses on my computer...I blame the cable. I never had this problem with the DSL. I'm beginning to think PacBell was worth it, even though they are assholes. *sigh* Can't win. Hate PacBell, switch to Adelphia and MCI and what companies start going under...oh yeah, Adelphia and MCI. I rock.

Comments

Yer off the team.

[masquerader.livejournal.com]

I talk te ye fer three hours, 'n some threesome wantin' fuck gets posted? *folds 'is arms* Well then. ;)

[bedlammessiah.livejournal.com]

I think thee moment some random person asks you about your age in thee first few sentences then you know this conversation is heading South quickly. It's fairly likely to be followed by "Hey, U got pic?" or for thee more adventurous types "U like phonesex?"

I find it really sad how net-pervs are prone to conventions

Hahaha!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Me: I hear there are some good hookers down on Santa Monica and La Brea...go for it.

>>You rule!

Sorry to hear about that virus crapola. Do you have Norton Internet Security?

[livingimpaired.livejournal.com]

ok i admit it...it was me.. i just wanted your hot ass jill. haha. JK.

ok so check this out, i could probably email you but i know you live on this thing so i leave it for you here. you want to drive down to sd with me for con (if you have the full time off)? turns out amy came back and drew is coming down with her on the 1 or 2 days she has off. so if my car will be fixed and ok by then and will make it down (crosses fingers), you want to go with me? this way you won't have to take the train. let me know. i'll give you a call later today. if you are home you want to go out and do something? ummk i shush. and wooo!!! a cracka!! awww yeah *bite* oh damn i am delusional. we so need to go out and meet hot boys. maybe we should start looking under rocks or something because i swear they are all hiding.

[xylocaine.livejournal.com]

damnit, I wish I had AIM conversations like that.. no one talks to me anymore.. feh..

I appreciate your humor muchly.. very very good humor

[catnamedcosette.livejournal.com]

First, you are fucking funny.

Second, have you thought about getting a firewall? Besides the whole virus issue, cable modems aren't very secure with passwords and such (although you should already know this Miss Tech Support). :)

[catnamedcosette.livejournal.com]

I mean, you "probably" already know that. That's not as mean sounding. :)