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[blustocking]

PENIS.

so I go visit here and here, rate a few, come back and you sick little gherkins are posting like MAD. Keep it up, you dirty little monkeys. >;)

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[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Mr. Stiffy

*ding*

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

You called?

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

My bolagna has a first name it's M-I-S-T-E-R!
My bolagna has a second name it's S-T-I-F-F-Y!
Oh, I love to eat it everyday (blark) and if you ask me why I'll say,
"PENIS".

*takes bow*

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Aw. I feel all warm and happy in the pants now. Danke.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't "Plaster Caster" be more appropriate?

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

I'll plaster cast you.

Unfortunately, my fluffer is out sick.

She has a bent throat.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Was she playing the pipe organ a little too long?

Ohmygod

[opheliadreams.livejournal.com]

I haven't laughed in days.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

YAY!

[opheliadreams.livejournal.com]

Seriously. Talk about flood gates..all kinds of shit is coming out and it's your fault.

;)

[rainstories.livejournal.com]

i knew this guy who was hung like a tuna can.

yeah, he was only this long, BUT WE WAS THIS BIG AROUND!

:0P

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

HAHA!

Tell 'em Charlie sent ya!

[rainstories.livejournal.com]

HAHA nice one!

:0)

[opheliadreams.livejournal.com]

AAAHHH!!

Must scratch my mind's eye out!!

[rainstories.livejournal.com]

well, at least his tuna can wasn't scratch 'n' sniff!

HEH!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Thanks man, now you have me thinking of stinky cootch. X_X

[iamwells.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was gonna comment about that. I've seen some journals where people write theit entire definition of the meaning of life and get maybe one comment. Meanwhile gets rave reviews.

Hmm. Perhaps that's the meaning of life, and those other entries I've seen are all wrong.

[rainstories.livejournal.com]

ewwwwwwww! well, why not wash it honey??!!

damn, i am the hilarious!

:0)

[spacegirllost.livejournal.com]

*smirk*

you're a sick sick monkey. :)

[rainstories.livejournal.com]

very true.

MUHA!

:0P

Even though I prefer odd numbers

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

I am only posting this so you can have an even 90 posts.

Somehow I am requiring balance and order tonight.

Call it Libra organization, will you. I refuse to be called anal in a penis post.

Re: Even though I prefer odd numbers

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Strangely enough, I prefer 3's and 7's. (as in 93 and 97). I'm weird about the time I go to sleep and get up too. If it's say, 10:42, I'll wait until 10:45, or most likely 11:00. I like time in
increments of five.

O_o

Re: Me too

[haddob.livejournal.com]

3's, 7's, & 13's!

Same with the time thing too. And page numbers...anything with numbers.
I can't pause a movie until an actor is finished talking either.

[iamwells.livejournal.com]

Decpche Mode and Dalmations

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[blustocking.livejournal.com]

the Cure and Cocker Spaniels?