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blustocking ([personal profile] blustocking) wrote2002-07-30 11:06 am

this tomato tastes corpsey!

I'm all for donating your body to science, but not if they're going to do this:

"That's because, in the United States, there's no quick, clean, commercial way to extract a skeleton from a corpse. To become a skeleton, a body has to rot the old-fashioned way. And the only place in the country that will macerate or decompose a body is the University of Tennessee.

The "Body Farm"
Coined the "Body Farm" by crime novelist Patricia Cornwell, UT's Anthropological Research Facility is a 3-acre fenced-off lot behind the UT Medical Center where retired professor William Bass has studied the decomposition of human bodies for more than two decades. With the support of the university, Bass established the facility to help the state medical examiner's office, which he served as state forensic anthropologist. At the time, the state had no better way of storing forensic evidence or studying crime scene elements like time of death. "Suppose you were a law enforcement agency and you went out and discovered a maggot-covered body. You can't take it down to the police department because it smells too bad. Well, morticians don't like smelly bodies either.

"Morgues now have good cooling rooms, but in 1971, they didn't," Bass said.
Today, at any given moment, a dozen or so bodies are scattered across the lot, decaying in controlled experiments. Some are buried partially, others left in the open. On occasion, Bass and his researchers will place a body in a car trunk or in water to simulate actual crime scenes.
Most of Bass' bodies are people who have donated themselves to science or are unclaimed corpses involved in crime investigations."

Now every time I see that book at the bookstore, I'm going to think of this. X_X

My pictures are looking more spookified now

Be good or they'll send you to the body farm

[identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com 2002-07-30 11:20 am (UTC)(link)
I'd rather have tomacco. It's nic-a-riffic!

nothin' but love...

[identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com 2002-07-30 11:22 am (UTC)(link)
DO YOU EVER SAY ANYTHING THAT ISN'T FROM THE SIMPSONS?!

;)

The buscemi ya love ta hate

[identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com 2002-07-30 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
Don't make me mess up your bee hatch. O_o

[identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com 2002-07-30 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
WHY YOU GOTTA HATE, BISH?!

Ish kabibble

[identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com 2002-07-30 11:36 am (UTC)(link)
I was just defending myself. Hee hee.

[identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com 2002-07-30 11:37 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, is that what that was?
:o

[identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com 2002-07-30 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
Now you know. Tell a friend!

You should see a doctor about that caps lock problem

[identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com 2002-07-30 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
Why, yes. Yes, I do.

yo mudda

[identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com 2002-07-30 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
YOU SHOULD SEE MY FIST ABOUT AN A LONG OVERDUE APPOINTMENT!

;D

Your mama, your daddy, your green-eyed granny

[identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com 2002-07-30 11:37 am (UTC)(link)
Does that knuckle sandwich come with mustard and relish?

her eyes are blue, thank you very much

[identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com 2002-07-30 11:39 am (UTC)(link)
NO! Is plain wit a side o' punch!*




*I know it was lame, shut up. :p

Re: her eyes are blue, thank you very much

[identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com 2002-07-30 11:47 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't say anything. *looks around innocently*

DAMN!

[identity profile] motherevol.livejournal.com 2002-07-30 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
She said, "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!"

ewwww!

(Anonymous) 2002-07-30 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
So what if it's morally responsible to become an organ donor and/or donate your mortal remains to science....I've always figured that I've gone to all the trouble to grow my parts myself, and I'm keepin' 'em, yessiree. mine! all MINE!!

--rueyeet the selfish

Sweet sweet voyeurism

(Anonymous) 2002-07-30 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)

-spy from the message boards

Re: Sweet sweet VOYeurism

[identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com 2002-08-01 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
such an odd mascot. :)

[identity profile] honeyspy.livejournal.com 2002-08-04 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh. Odd. That's a very polite way to put it. If by odd you mean "fuckin' stupid" then yeah, it's odd. We were last in line when they assigned mascots.
-spy

Re:

[identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com 2002-08-05 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
yeah, that's what I meant...but it wasn't my place to say it. I went to SEAMAN high school if it's any consolation. :)