Is it Friday yet?

[blustocking]

And a hearty, FUCK YOU to PMS.

Comments

[xylocaine.livejournal.com]

only to PMS? I usually say a hearty fuck you to all those shitty female organs.. the uterus, the ovaries.. hell.. I'll say fuck you to whoever made me a girl...
cause I'm already half man anyway..

PMS?

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Putting up with Mike's Shit?

Re: PMS?

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I wish I had a Mike to blame it on....waaaaait, isn't buttchemi a Mike?
THAT BASTARD!

Ask Mikey. He'll eat it.

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Why yes, BUTTchemi = Mike.

He really is a cooze puddle you know?

Is it low in calories? I'm watching my figure, you know.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Why yes, BUTTchemi = Mike.

He really is a cooze puddle you know?

>>And how would you know that? Step into my office... *locks door* *swallows key*

YOU is an English muffin

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Filled with nooks, crannies and orange marmalade!

I say, old ook

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

You want to put orange marmalade in my nooks and crannies?

WOOT!

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Does this mean I get to spackle your arse shut?

Incoming!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Yes, but I'll just ruin it with a bean burrito. Fire in the hole!
*BOOM*

>;)

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

why would you shove a burrito up your ass?

Shows how much you know.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

I was going to eat the burrito and produce an assplosion. :)

dum bass

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I know.

WHY MUST YOU RUIN EVERYTHING?!
*runs away sobbing*

;)

Fish heads, fish heads

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Did I leave the cake out in the rain again?

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I WAS GONNA EAT THAT CAKE,
BUT NOW IT'S ALL WET AND I DON'T THINK I WANT ANY!

What? I can't hear over those letters!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

I know you like pie better, anyway. :)

is this better?

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Yes, it is. Thanks for asking.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

mmmm, hot pie.

I'm gonna have pie tomorrow with deadlesa. You are jealous.

>>That's a given. Are you going to House O' Pies?

Damn.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

NOPE. Dupar's in the Farmer's Market, bish.

what the fuck is a marmoset anyway, I'm lazy.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I thought it was crooks, grannies, and an orange marmoset?

But I'm so sweet and tasty

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Oh, sure. Blame everything on me. I thought that was evol's job.

Open Mike night

[(Anonymous)]

boddah's a Michael, right? does that count? 'course, my last boyfriend was a Mike too...you have my permission to blame it on him.

--rueyeet

Re: Open Mike tight

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

ooooh, you're right. Nevermind buttcemi, it's all bODDAH'S fault. ;)

[mspunkrockstar.livejournal.com]

FUCK YOU to PMS, FUCK YOU to MS (uh, not multiple sclerorsis, tho that's no good either)....the whole thing SUCKS big donkey cock, and makes life miserable. I am currently living that hell.