new city motto!

[blustocking]

Memo

To: Poor Residents of Los Angeles
From: Los Angeles
Re: We Hate You

You're bringing us down man. Therefore, our new city motto will be:

"Get Rich, or Get Out"

This will soon be plastered on every bus, bus stop, any billboard within 2 blocks of McDonald's or Del Taco, in every liquor store, laundromat, and most certainly every community college. If you don't like it, well...you can just leave.

Toodles!
-L.A.

Comments

Kablammo!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Time to polish my rifle. :)

[fallencathedral.livejournal.com]

I think they stole that motto from San Diego...

It's Whitey Season!!!

[ex-nostradom25.livejournal.com]

I'm hunting Whitey (in a very Trainspotting sort of way) at a prestigious golf course in the Northern Virginia area, where the motto "Get Rich, or Get Out" originated. Anyone want to come? Bring your BB rifles. Oh, and my mom said she'd make us some nice snacks.

LOL

Re: It's Whitey Season!!!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Yes! Will your Mom make us Chex mix and let us watch teevee all night until the prime whitey-hunting hours are upon us?